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my liver is PERMAPERMAsuper fucked.
vodka is actually poison and it rotted my liver into a little piece of barely working WANG. watch me need a transplant in 2-5 years.
the weekend was chiller. i discovered halva tastes like sand is nowhere near similar to fudge. i also learned i truly cannot play chess. i used to think i was a closet chess master until i lost sooo badly to olivia who was drunk off her ass.
awe. we so pretty.
vodka is actually poison and it rotted my liver into a little piece of barely working WANG. watch me need a transplant in 2-5 years.
the weekend was chiller. i discovered halva tastes like sand is nowhere near similar to fudge. i also learned i truly cannot play chess. i used to think i was a closet chess master until i lost sooo badly to olivia who was drunk off her ass.
awe. we so pretty.