I discovered the meaning of life in the shower and was about to post my thesis here but then when I returned to the computer and see the Hellsing tab I went 'fuck it, Hellsing is more important.' so yeah looks like the meaning of life will remain a mystery for the next eras.
In return here is a sadistic potato to soothe your nerves.
And Si Jia if you're reading this THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INTRODUCING HELLSING TO ME IT WAS FUNFUCKINGAWESOMETASTIC :DDD