Fic (ZoSan): Better Than Harem Dreams
Title: Better Than Harem Dreams
Pairings(s): ZoSan
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 338
Summary: Zoro is hungry in the middle of the night and Sanji is bugged.
Warnings: Shounen Ai, PG-13, colourful words
"Oi shitty cook!" The door slammed hard against the side of the wall, emitting a bang that became deafening in the silence of the night.
Sanji's heavy eyelids flitted open with much effort. He rocked his head to the side to notice an all-too-familiar figure of a certain muscled idiot at his doorstep. "What the fuck, marimo?" He rubbed his eyes, letting out a soft moan subconsciously. A yawn escaped his lips.
"I'm hungry!" Zoro declared. Straightforward, no beating around the bush, and so unbelievably irritating.
"Are you serious? You disturbed my sleep for this? Fuck you shithead. I'm going back to my harem dream." A rather abraded Sanji pulled the covers over himself.
Zoro's eyebrows furrowed, visibly unhappy. "But I'm hungry." It was as if this is enough reason to wake someone up in the middle of the night and make them cook a full meal for him.
Sanji's face was buried in his pillow. Ignoring the foam head wasn't a choice because he is just going to keep yapping and his perfect harem dream will turn into a nightmare since Zoro managed to bring that ass of his inside his harem dream for some reason. A muffled growl was heard. "We have only enough left for breakfast anyway. I told Luffy we're going to stock up on an island tomorrow afternoon, so bear with it until then."
"That doesn't change the fact that I want to eat now, shitty cook." That's odd, Zoro seemed louder.
A vexed Sanji pushed himself up with his elbow, raising his voice. "Ugh, I told you-!" That's it. Action had to be taken.
Then there was a sudden knock to his forehead. When he opened his eyes the next split-second, Zoro's thirsty eyes were already piercing through his. There was something in his gaze that Sanji detested. Along with that smack of the lips and that smirk, oh that smirk Sanji dreaded to see.
"Ittadakimasu."
Yay first OP fic! The idea behind this is stupid but I hope it's up to standards. XP Thank you for reading! (:
Pairings(s): ZoSan
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 338
Summary: Zoro is hungry in the middle of the night and Sanji is bugged.
Warnings: Shounen Ai, PG-13, colourful words
"Oi shitty cook!" The door slammed hard against the side of the wall, emitting a bang that became deafening in the silence of the night.
Sanji's heavy eyelids flitted open with much effort. He rocked his head to the side to notice an all-too-familiar figure of a certain muscled idiot at his doorstep. "What the fuck, marimo?" He rubbed his eyes, letting out a soft moan subconsciously. A yawn escaped his lips.
"I'm hungry!" Zoro declared. Straightforward, no beating around the bush, and so unbelievably irritating.
"Are you serious? You disturbed my sleep for this? Fuck you shithead. I'm going back to my harem dream." A rather abraded Sanji pulled the covers over himself.
Zoro's eyebrows furrowed, visibly unhappy. "But I'm hungry." It was as if this is enough reason to wake someone up in the middle of the night and make them cook a full meal for him.
Sanji's face was buried in his pillow. Ignoring the foam head wasn't a choice because he is just going to keep yapping and his perfect harem dream will turn into a nightmare since Zoro managed to bring that ass of his inside his harem dream for some reason. A muffled growl was heard. "We have only enough left for breakfast anyway. I told Luffy we're going to stock up on an island tomorrow afternoon, so bear with it until then."
"That doesn't change the fact that I want to eat now, shitty cook." That's odd, Zoro seemed louder.
A vexed Sanji pushed himself up with his elbow, raising his voice. "Ugh, I told you-!" That's it. Action had to be taken.
Then there was a sudden knock to his forehead. When he opened his eyes the next split-second, Zoro's thirsty eyes were already piercing through his. There was something in his gaze that Sanji detested. Along with that smack of the lips and that smirk, oh that smirk Sanji dreaded to see.
"Ittadakimasu."
Yay first OP fic! The idea behind this is stupid but I hope it's up to standards. XP Thank you for reading! (: