Memorandum #1.

[hello_zukohere]

Oh, how alarming this all is! I fear I may just faint at the thought.

...

Someone! Fetch me a ham sandwich!
Or perhaps some hay, if there's none to be had. There is of course nothing like eating that when you're faint.

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[scroll_heir]

Oh, Lord.

The Lord of White~

How do you fare, white lord of lords? Thinking of becoming a horse while eating some hay?

[hello_zukohere]

A horse? Nay! Or no, I should say. Still, I could do with some hay.

Speaking of horses, where have mine gone to? And what of my men? Such a time for them to be wandering off!

Oh, Lord, indeed.

[scroll_heir]

You're as terrible a king as that fool King of Hearts.

If you're looking for your men, they went right.

And left.

Indeed, you should begin looking for them before they eat all the ham and hay!

[hello_zukohere]

Right? And left? Poppycock. To and fro is the only manner in which they may move. Or perhaps just fro. That all depends on the man. I did not ask about my castles nor my dear Queen, silly cat.

And of my horses?

What a crisis, what an imperial mess. My word, how utterly dizzying. WILL NO ONE GIVE ME MY SANDWICH?!

XD So much crack, man.

[scroll_heir]

Oh, oh! The good king, the fool king, will not be tricked, will he?

Speaking of your Queen, frumious king, where has she run off to?

It's fantastical~! XD

[hello_zukohere]

I haven't the slightest clue, for I'm afraid I'm not acquainted with him.

Such ridiculous expectations! My guess; Here, there, everywhere. As fast as a bandersnatch, my dear good lady is. Such a lovely creature. Creeture...?

[scroll_heir]

You are him.

Better watch out, Your Lord, Your Majesty. Never know what might snatch. Her. Up.

[hello_zukohere]

Impossible! I am already Zu-the White King. How can you expect me to take on two more titles?

Well of course, that's bound to happen from time to time. There's really nothing to be done about it.