Now we've built it, now it's ticking
Sometimes my job is really cool and I caption Guardians of the Galaxy trailers all day.
Other times, like today, I spend hours transcribing a corporate safety video for a nuclear plant and I want to die, simply die.
Then I sat in my car stuffing a cheeseburger into my face while watching joggers run in the rain, then swung by to get my wife and we raced to the liquor store four minutes before it closed to get cans of Somersby Blackberry Cider.
Now I am finally home and it is 10 o'clock and Tumblr exists and all is right with the world.
Her = me, who gets to ogle Chris Pratt's sweaty stomach for actual money, sometimes, though not always.
Other times, like today, I spend hours transcribing a corporate safety video for a nuclear plant and I want to die, simply die.
Then I sat in my car stuffing a cheeseburger into my face while watching joggers run in the rain, then swung by to get my wife and we raced to the liquor store four minutes before it closed to get cans of Somersby Blackberry Cider.
Now I am finally home and it is 10 o'clock and Tumblr exists and all is right with the world.
Her = me, who gets to ogle Chris Pratt's sweaty stomach for actual money, sometimes, though not always.