ugh...
So I met this boy, and I swear I am lost in a funny episode of Sex In The City. He seemed normal... thatis until he told me he really has a pissing fetish. He said for some reason, it gets him off really hard. The saddest part is that I would still make out with him, but who wants to make out with someone who is basically a human toilet to get off. What? Like you want to kiss the spot formerly known as target...
In other news, I definitely told a guy that I had a boyfriend so he would stop harrassing me to let him fuck me. As if... he swears that I am into someone who is 46. I mean, yeah, you got a hot body... if your skin would only tighten around it...
Paco kinda pissed me off this morning. I awoke to a stench most foul and realize that Paco (bless his tiny, but perfect heart) had opted to not wake me this morning and he pooped all over my floor. The extra sleep felt nice, but man I wish he would just learn where Janie's (the cat) litter box is...
In other news, I definitely told a guy that I had a boyfriend so he would stop harrassing me to let him fuck me. As if... he swears that I am into someone who is 46. I mean, yeah, you got a hot body... if your skin would only tighten around it...
Paco kinda pissed me off this morning. I awoke to a stench most foul and realize that Paco (bless his tiny, but perfect heart) had opted to not wake me this morning and he pooped all over my floor. The extra sleep felt nice, but man I wish he would just learn where Janie's (the cat) litter box is...