fucking kids

[hello_gidsy]

so this guy randomly IMs me from myspace (i have my sn up there but i dont expect anybody to use it) and he's really weird. here's a part of our convo:

riot v9: so what do you like to do for fun?
riot v9: :-)
Hello Gidsy: DRUGS!
Hello Gidsy: jk
riot v9: huh
riot v9: are you serious?
riot v9: cuz drugs
riot v9: are
riot v9: my life
riot v9: i cant live without them
riot v9: i do all kinds
Hello Gidsy: ew, fuck that i'm straight edge
riot v9: me too, i was jk
riot v9: i have never touched the stuff
riot v9: at the moment
riot v9: i'm straight edge
riot v9: good job me
Hello Gidsy: i was just kidding i'm not straight edge
Hello Gidsy: haha
riot v9: yes
riot v9: oh thank god
Hello Gidsy: jk, i'm really straight edge
Hello Gidsy: i was just tricking you
riot v9: but seriously
riot v9: i'm not gonna lie to you
riot v9: i'm clean at the moment
Hello Gidsy: what's your poison?
riot v9: mary j
Hello Gidsy: psh, thats not a drug
riot v9: well, some people take it differently
riot v9: what's your poison?
Hello Gidsy: nothing i'm straight edge remember?
riot v9: oh yeah me too
Hello Gidsy: did you forget or something?

then i convinced manaia to pretend to be my bf and get mad cuz the guy was acting weird.. this is what happened

isetparis0nfire0: hey there buddy
riot v9: hey there MR
isetparis0nfire0: i see you talking to my girlfriend there
riot v9: yeah, we're talking about how messed up drugs are
riot v9: good laughs
isetparis0nfire0: i see, you think she's cute?
riot v9: she's a pretty girl
isetparis0nfire0: WHAT?!
isetparis0nfire0: DO YOU KNOW I SPENT 6 MONTHS UP NORTH JUST FOR BREAKING A MANS COLLAR BONE FOR LOOKING AT MY G/F?
riot v9: ok
isetparis0nfire0: i'll tell you what man, i'm not afraid to do it again
riot v9: i wasnt trying anything
isetparis0nfire0: i eat meat
riot v9: haha, sorry, i guess i wont talk to her

(to me)
riot v9: i dont think he likes me
Hello Gidsy: awe, he's the sweetest guy ever!

isetparis0nfire0: lmao
isetparis0nfire0: dude i'm just kidding. i've never been to jail, i dont eat meat.
riot v9: .......
riot v9: so not cool
riot v9: seriously, i was shitting my pants

Hello Gidsy: hahahhaa, you're such a good sport
riot v9: ur freakin evil

LMAO! that was too funny. manaia you are the best<3

poor kid