Nov 29, 2005 00:15
1.)Lorelai Gilmore
2.)Luke Danes
3.)Jamie Fraser
4.)Claire Fraser
5.)Caroline
6.)George
7.)Elizabeth Bennet
8.)Fitzwilliam Darcy
9.)Emma Woodhouse
10.)George Knightley
11.)Morgaine
12.)Anakin Skywalker
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Whoa. That would be like across the space time continuum. And I think she is too much of a man for him...or he is too much of a girl for her...he designs clothes...and she fights wars...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Even though I am officially not a lezzy...yes, she probably is.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be so. real. I mean, .....
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
Who would take the time to write a (good) fic about her...she is too far removed from our time I fear.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Luke...with anyone but Lorelai...well if they shot him in the face first I guess he really couldn't object...
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Um...Caroline and Emma...just because they could probably carry on a conversation together as opposed to the alternative.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
That would be so much gay love I don't think she could handle it.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Jamie happens to be in England again in prison because he is always pissing off somebody. Knightley comes on the scene and he whips out his...and then there's the se...I mean. That would just never happen.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I am not sure I understand the question.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Lightsabers and Corsettes-Two Worlds Collide. Wow, so much double entendre even I am amazed.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
I don't want to talk about it.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Hehe. Somehow I doubt Drew is knowledgable enough to know who that is.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
See above.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Maybe when Chelsea is on her drugs.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Only when not sober
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something very British
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Something very British.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Coffee spilled on a specially designed dress that has to have a lightsaber to be repared...that's weak though...
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"...*glare*..."
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Since when am I intelligent enough to read fics?
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Um, he's got so many...but probably that he is actually a girl as well.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Probably not, I hear prestesses are all into like straight sexual games.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
I think Jamie would eat her.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Five. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Four and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Lorelai and Emma are in a happy relationship until Emma runs off with Caroline. Lorelai, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Morgaine and a brief unhappy affair with Anakin then follows the wise advise of Claire and find true love with Jamie."
Title: Lesbian, Sex, Lesbian
Drew. Or me and Laura when we are drunk.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Completely natural. The first question I haven't had to excuse myself to use a barf bag after.
Wow, that was exhilirating.
^_^