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For all of those that have been looking and wondering 'who the fuck is that amazing person who added me on LJ?' It is the most amazing person ever. Kirsten. yes yes hold your applause. no no i do not need you to grovel at my feet, just add me back.
one. I would just like you all to know just how hard I fucking rock
two. I really want to stress to you my greatness
three. I think you need to realize I am the most brilliant fucker
that ever lived
four. You cannot resist my charm
five. I have the coolest effing thing ever and no one can see it.
BACK OFF
top 5 reasons you should want in my pant
and
top 5 reasons youll never get in my pants
I love you all.
resume.
one. I would just like you all to know just how hard I fucking rock
two. I really want to stress to you my greatness
three. I think you need to realize I am the most brilliant fucker
that ever lived
four. You cannot resist my charm
five. I have the coolest effing thing ever and no one can see it.
BACK OFF
top 5 reasons you should want in my pant
and
top 5 reasons youll never get in my pants
I love you all.
resume.