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So much pain. Everything hurts. EVERYTHING.
Including my stomach muscles from laughing so much, not sure about the voice as I haven't tried to speak to anyone today yet, but my throat is also on the List of Pain, along with the huge bump on the back of my head (stupid bloody marble bar) and a few Mystery Bruises.
I don't *think* i fell over at any point tho, which might be a first.
I was going to do a detailed post of the weekend, but then realised I can't remember most of the details, so we will go with
Things I Learned This Weekend
1. Starting drinking at 3.30 in the afternoon is not necessarily as good an idea as it seems.
2. Ukko looks intelligent in everyone else's glasses
3. When he says 'get me a LAAAARGE vodka', not only does he not actually mean a triple, he almost certainly doesn't mean Several Triples.
4. malvino has the Freakiest. Toes. EVER.
5. Also, he will do just about anything for 50p
6. kanaalzahir is a deadly shot with a slice of lemon (right in the forehead every time!)
7. Do Not Whack Your Head off a bar top made of Marble. It really really hurts.
8. My cleavage terrifies moxybounce
9. dasquian CAN be hard - he'll fucking cut ya!
10. But he still can't roll his Rs
11. Sojan's special cider from a farm is really quite strong.
12. Champagne and vodka go quite well together
13. mivvvv does not like being woken up at 7.30 in the morning by having water poured on his head by a very very drunk Irish woman.
I'm still not quite clear on what exactly 'ambisexuality' is tho...
Other than that, the weekend was great! Was lovely to see everyone again and having an almost civilised lunch with cocktails was a Great Plan ;) AND I even managed to sleep in the bed for once. While it was still night! 4am is still night right?
Including my stomach muscles from laughing so much, not sure about the voice as I haven't tried to speak to anyone today yet, but my throat is also on the List of Pain, along with the huge bump on the back of my head (stupid bloody marble bar) and a few Mystery Bruises.
I don't *think* i fell over at any point tho, which might be a first.
I was going to do a detailed post of the weekend, but then realised I can't remember most of the details, so we will go with
Things I Learned This Weekend
1. Starting drinking at 3.30 in the afternoon is not necessarily as good an idea as it seems.
2. Ukko looks intelligent in everyone else's glasses
3. When he says 'get me a LAAAARGE vodka', not only does he not actually mean a triple, he almost certainly doesn't mean Several Triples.
4. malvino has the Freakiest. Toes. EVER.
5. Also, he will do just about anything for 50p
6. kanaalzahir is a deadly shot with a slice of lemon (right in the forehead every time!)
7. Do Not Whack Your Head off a bar top made of Marble. It really really hurts.
8. My cleavage terrifies moxybounce
9. dasquian CAN be hard - he'll fucking cut ya!
10. But he still can't roll his Rs
11. Sojan's special cider from a farm is really quite strong.
12. Champagne and vodka go quite well together
13. mivvvv does not like being woken up at 7.30 in the morning by having water poured on his head by a very very drunk Irish woman.
I'm still not quite clear on what exactly 'ambisexuality' is tho...
Other than that, the weekend was great! Was lovely to see everyone again and having an almost civilised lunch with cocktails was a Great Plan ;) AND I even managed to sleep in the bed for once. While it was still night! 4am is still night right?