OOC: Secret!

[hellhounds]

Comments

[i_warren]

Aw, Bruce! You have one, Bruce!

[hellhounds]

I am not Bruce! That was a label given to me in a denial of my identity.

[i_warren]

That's how you get a stupid nickname. It's not like I honestly thought Fray should have sex with bears (but I still hold that Bear-lookin' people need lovin' too).

[hellhounds]

You have an affectionate nickname. I have one that reminds people that I don't belong here. Big difference.

[i_warren]

So...what, you wanna be Not-Bruce?

[hellhounds]

I want to be Tucker. But I'll let you call me Bruce if you blow me.

[i_warren]

Gee. Thanks. Lemme jump right to that.

I'm flattered you seem to be under the impression I'm good at that in any way.

[hellhounds]

The other you was. But you just jumped four years in time didn't you? I suppose you only know how to receive.

[i_warren]

And I don't like the taste.

[hellhounds]

Yeah, well, real people taste real. Stick to your goddamn robots if you don't like getting messy.

[i_warren]

Oh, I like getting messy.

[bitter_brother]

How's it feel to want, sucka?

[hellhounds]

Pretty good. How's it feel to be the Lesser of two Tuckers?

[bitter_brother]

Maybe in your world, buddy. But here, you're the dupe and I'm the original. Suck on that.

And stop fucking flirting with my goddamned boyfriend! Can't you find someone else to fuck? Because I sure could. Ask Warren.

[hellhounds]

There are other things I'd rather suck on.

Like popsicles. It's fucking hot.

Sure. Where did that sixteen-year-old run off to?

[bitter_brother]

I just can't believe you can't even swing the dude who is MY boyfriend in this dimension and YOUR boyfriend in your own. That's got to hurt. You must have lost a lil' something in the inter-dimensional translation.