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[hellhounds]

The apartment is hastily furnished with patio furniture and inflatable chairs. The fridge is stocked with alcohol, mixers and snacks. A card table in the living room is set up as an impromtu bar, and chips and dips are placed in strategic locations around the place. A few balloons float in the corners for decoration.

Neighbors, drawn in by the posted signs (and my invite spell) have started arriving. A portable stereo is tuned to the local alternative station.

Welcome to Warren's birthday/bachelor party! Anyone want a drink? The stripper should be here soon...

*starts mixing drinks*