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[booyaka_baby]

[A short young woman backs through a door, her arms full of paperwork and files. She stops dead just as the door swings shut behind her, looking a little confused.]

This isn't Quisty's office.

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[mach_kick]

[A small blond blur crashes into Selphie] SELPH!

[booyaka_baby]

[There's a sharp squeal, paperwork exploding into the air, but Selphie's too happy to care. She can pick it up later.]

Zell~!

[mach_kick]

[Zell hugs her amidst the falling paperwork. Sadly, this scene isn't terribly uncommon for them.] I am SO GLAD to see you. If I'd been stuck here on my own for much longer, I would have lost my freaking mind.

[booyaka_baby]

Man, just when I think I've gotten home safe I appear somewhere new! Tell me there's cute boys or a coffee shop around here. I think I got addicted to the stuff in Template.

[She is happy hugging Zell, the paperwork is easily sortable, she swears!]

[mach_kick]

I know! Here we were so happy to be home and now we're carted off somewhere ELSE. Uh, there's plenty of cute guys here. We have, count 'em, FIVE DANTES. Including the older Dante from Template! He'll be so glad to see you.

[Pffft, Zell will help her sort it. Probably wrongly.]

[booyaka_baby]

...Five? Did you just say five? Hold on, I think my brain just broke a little.

[This is why Zell is designated to field work and is banned from helping with paperwork.]

[mach_kick]

Oh Hyne, I know. They're easy to tell apart, though, that's something. Oh, and the "nice" Vergil's here too. And... three Neros at last count, it's really confusing.

[Fortunately Zell is killer at fieldwork, and somehow writes passably professional reports.]

[booyaka_baby]

Vergil's here? [Selphie only knew the 'nice' Vergil, so at least there's less confusion on that front.

And Squall, Quisty and Xu are forever thankful for that.]

[mach_kick]

Yeah. Keeps to himself, though. Not that that's anything new.

[Zell's reports might not be incredibly professional, but they make up for it by being entertaining. xD]

[booyaka_baby]

Of course! We should lure him out with home cooking. [That always worked before, why not now.

Quisty probably frowns at this, but secretly enjoys it. X3]

[mach_kick]

Hell, if it works with Wesker... oh, you haven't met him yet! You'll know him when you see him, he never takes off his sunglasses. Ever. He used to lead a special tactics team.

What should our next project be? We've perfected the toasters, after all...

[booyaka_baby]

Wesker? Why wouldn't he ever take them off? Doesn't he walk into stuff indoors and at night?

Hmmm.... [She puts her serious thinking face on.]

[mach_kick]

I have no idea. I'm kind of scared to ask. I think he has sonar abilities like bats do or something.

Do you think we could rig an oven/flamethrower? That'd be SWEET.

[booyaka_baby]

Sonar abilities? That would be so cool~!

Hmmm, maybe we should check! I think if we can get the proper equipment, that might actually work!

[She hasn't even been there ten minutes and they're already getting ready to burn the complex down.]

[mach_kick]

Wouldn't it? Irvine could use some---remember the time he walked into the river at night when he was trying to find those papers the wind blew off?

I wonder if we could market as home-defense equipment. "Bakes cookies and roasts intruders at the press of a button!"

[They should really be called Team Sunshine, now with explosions.]

[booyaka_baby]

Oh gosh, the look on his face when he finally got back, I felt so bad for laughing!

[Yessssss.]