Bored...
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. -- no longer, but I used to watch every episode...
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer. (Well, I've been known to use both.)
[x]You say Freakin'/Frickin' instead of Fucking. (Well, all three, actually.)
Total = 7
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total = 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. - well, made, both, when they were alive...
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10'' - well, technically I am 5'9.5" :D
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands.
[ ] Your last name sounds like a pasta.
Total = 7
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total =5
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon. - Nope. I've been in this country too long...
[x] You get short tempered. - occasionally I do...
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. - at least ten, I would say. :D
[ ] You get cold easily. (what? doesn't make sense)
[ ] Rain is fun for you. (again, where does that come from?)
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 4
Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Paddy's Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. (Does by marriage count? Although we do have quite a bit of Irish ancestry by blood.)
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. - drinking yes, singing only rarely, thankfully.
Total = 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance. - depends what...
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[x] You are funny/you always make people laugh
[x] You are lazy.
[ ] You speak with imperfect grammar.
Total = 6
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano. - I took classes, but I can't say I played...
[x] You have family from Asia. - technically, I grew up some 30 miles into Asia :D
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You wear American Eagle and/or Hollister.
[ ] You can't drive.
[ ] You eat (literally) anything.
Total = 4
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. - some German chocolate is very good indeed
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
[x] You speak some German.
Total = 5
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total = 3
Mexican (Latino)
[ ] You are short, around 5'.
[ ] You spray a lot of perfume/cologne on yourself.
[ ] You're found working in the back (kitchen) of any restaurant.
[ ] You work in Chinese supermarkets.
[ ] You're willing to work for any pay.
[ ] You have jumped over the Great Wall of Mexico (AKA the border fence between USA and Mexico).
[ ] You put lots of gel on your hair.
[ ] You play soccer.
[x] You love spicy food.
[ ] You put lots of makeup on.
Total = 1
Jewish
[ ] You have a big nose.
[x] You hate Hitler.
[x] You have a family member who's been in the concentration camps during WWII.
[ ] The Holocaust is horrifying.
[x] You want to take over the world. - who doesn't?
[ ] Everybody hates you.
[ ] You wear a Kippah.
[ ] You have a long beard.
[x] You have read/heard of the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. - heard of
Total = 4
American
[x] You dislike foreigners. (some foreigners, and from a Russian point of view, not American)
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. - you mean, it isn't?
[ ] You eat at McDonalds often.
[ ] You are obese/close to being obese.
[ ] You love to criticize things/people when you are in a foreign country.
[ ] You love big things. (define "things"!)
[ ] You are wasteful. - want not, waste not.
Total = 4
Rather amuzing. :D Shows how cosmopolitan I am.