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1. Age you will be on your next birthday:
I'd very much appreciate it if no one got me that for my next birthday, thank you.
2. Your favorite color:
What a very nice shade of 1960s wallpaper.
3. Your middle name:
4. The place you lost or would like to lose your virginity:
I did not actually lose my virginity inside a tin of biscuits, if you were wondering.
5. A bad habit of yours:
No, no. Online roleplaying would be my typist's.
6. Your favorite fruit or vegetable:
7. Your favorite animal:
8. The town you live in:
If you honestly think I live in a shopping mall, line up by the wall, I will have to kill you.
9. The name of a pet:
No, that isn't mine.
10. Best friend's nickname:
Oh good God.
11. Your first name:
Infernally terrifying, I see.
12. Your last name:
13. The one you love:
Please. My wife could kill any wolf she wanted to in moments.