The 35 Best entries and Comments From the Hellcats Live Journal FUCK YAH!
1. fuck u hellcats i thought i killed u for good bitches god damnit
2. well well the hellcats return... kathryn ur a fuckin bitch ass cumslut and i love you, bonnie u piss me off sometimes but u have an ass so its all good, clay u eat ur own cum, and michael anderson has big titties. oh and matt edge i cant find ur porn dvd at hastings, the gay porn that u made w/ yokozuna back in 1994. oh and megan r gives good rimjobs..... well shit im out like biggie smalls, peace.
"tessalalate to the maximus!!!" << copyright ms. hart
good day girls
-slaptits
3. The Obsession List
4. In response to mike beier and the obsession list: michael was at my house. he is my lover.... he is the father of the morula in my uterus.
5. this is for kathryn-
hey sweet tits its ur daddy mitch bryan i just wanted to know how our baby is bitch. u better git home n' cook me some dinnie slut ass bitch
mitch bryan
6. I love Squints… Logan?
7. In response to a porno the hc’s wanted to make: I would enjoy partaking in your little orgy of fun and video camera(s). please consider me for a part. i am 7.5'' uncut. white. sexy and kind of old.
thanks,
rick s.
ps. no need to give you my number, contact me at norman north high school.
8.POLLY! :'(
(Anonymous)
i <3 food -matt elmore
9. tyler heartless is a bitch
10. http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm
11. Tesselate like Ms Hart: hey dis ms hart im tired of u slackin
BonnIeblyThE09: ok
Tesselate like Ms Hart: k?
Tesselate like Ms Hart: smile
Tesselate like Ms Hart: :-D
Tesselate like Ms Hart: u better try harder
Tesselate like Ms Hart: what do u think
Tesselate like Ms Hart: do you want to buy some prozac
Tesselate like Ms Hart: i need ta feed my crackrock adiction
Tesselate like Ms Hart: u answer ms hart when im talkin
12. The Poopie List
13. The infamous “mouth”
clay i told u to fuck off nigger
white power
love, mouth
14. The poopie connecting the other poopie w/ just a hair.
15. Stenny’s photoshop pics!
16. my dick is on ur obsessions list bitches
17. the hellcats are all fat/ugly but good in bed i will give them that.
thanks, i just realized how FAT and UGLY i am. now i'm getting reconstructive face surgeory, liposuction, tummy tuck, and stomach stapling.
sincerely, the girl who was hit by the ugly stick one too many times and ate one too many twinkies... and pizzas, ding dongs, butterfingers, tootsie rolls, egg rolls, doritos, rolos, gummi bears, marshmallows, deep fried tacos, french fries, and cheese tots (off ya momma's tummy). i'm crying now.
18. Stevie?
19.Hate is a strong word and should be used with monitored restrictions. The anamoly of the stalkers is scientifically unexplainable, as they create something uncomprehensible to a mere human mind. This lack of understanding to what truly composes this group causes inferior humans to label them as a sort of intimidated self-defense. They then come to believe that they have a vague sense of understanding, when they have really fallen into a deep, deep hole of unintelligence. My studies on "The Stalkers" are perpetually changing and my interest is always intrigued. Thankyou for your time.
Melmore’s infamous and ever changing opinion of the stalkers
20. hey guys like this is brittany bent, i just wanted to like say that you guys are like...ugly. like bye or whatever Ü
hey girl this is kupkayKe
21.p.s. dont tell raymond, but i didnt wash my hands before i started to type this.
22. the HC is a bunch of very sad sad people
ps. thats meant in the deplorable way, not the emotional way
23. yall are fucking weird. thats not even how you spell brittany! its BRITTANY and you dont even hang out with her! the only time you have ever been into her house is when your weird asses walked in dressed like moms with a video camera. why did you do that?.... cause you wish you could hang out with our friends... uh.. you should stop stalking us first. get a life!!
24.Soo I decided to check up on the HC's journal to see if it still exists, and to my surprise not only does it still exist, but my name is also mentioned quite a few times. It's flattering to be the ass end of a joke when it comes to the HC, but it's not cool to be falsely accused for making random comments. Hopefully that cleared some things up for u guys.
25. The 50 comment war w/ melmore
26. Don’t hate us bc we’re beautiful hate us bc ludoh thinks we are
27. The march 18th 2005 entry… war btwn cks and hcs…… babs v. hc
28.j ballard models, keisha whaley, and being prestigious
29. Hc get nakey- <3 bender
30. Sic Transit Gloria remix…..
31. iggybiggy87 (7:41:56 PM): why is ryne pretending to be daniel reeches
32.
» reasons why sophomore yr was the best fucking year of HS
10. mary barse did an impression of lindsay & kathryn.
9. aubrew dressed up like rick and gave us lapdances.
8. sk8rs had an emo breakdown in the wright's iga parking lot.
7. we became officially known as "the stalkers"
6. the obsession list went mainstream.
5. we drove to meet the sk8rs wearing only our panties.
4. needles adopted the phrase "whoa-kay!"
3. allison sherman called us "wannabe poms".
2. derek hottle got uninimously scratched off the obsession lists because of his porn addiction.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON SOPHOMORE YEAR KICKS ALL THE OTHER YEARS' ASSES:
1. meo showed lindsay his penis.
33. Md Poetic collaboratoin… I love that thing.
34. The tribute to 8th grade… oh how I miss thee.
35.hey baby, you like grammar? 'cause i got a coordinating conjuntion in my novel with yo' NAME IN IT!! CHECK IT OUT!
2. well well the hellcats return... kathryn ur a fuckin bitch ass cumslut and i love you, bonnie u piss me off sometimes but u have an ass so its all good, clay u eat ur own cum, and michael anderson has big titties. oh and matt edge i cant find ur porn dvd at hastings, the gay porn that u made w/ yokozuna back in 1994. oh and megan r gives good rimjobs..... well shit im out like biggie smalls, peace.
"tessalalate to the maximus!!!" << copyright ms. hart
good day girls
-slaptits
3. The Obsession List
4. In response to mike beier and the obsession list: michael was at my house. he is my lover.... he is the father of the morula in my uterus.
5. this is for kathryn-
hey sweet tits its ur daddy mitch bryan i just wanted to know how our baby is bitch. u better git home n' cook me some dinnie slut ass bitch
mitch bryan
6. I love Squints… Logan?
7. In response to a porno the hc’s wanted to make: I would enjoy partaking in your little orgy of fun and video camera(s). please consider me for a part. i am 7.5'' uncut. white. sexy and kind of old.
thanks,
rick s.
ps. no need to give you my number, contact me at norman north high school.
8.POLLY! :'(
(Anonymous)
i <3 food -matt elmore
9. tyler heartless is a bitch
10. http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm
11. Tesselate like Ms Hart: hey dis ms hart im tired of u slackin
BonnIeblyThE09: ok
Tesselate like Ms Hart: k?
Tesselate like Ms Hart: smile
Tesselate like Ms Hart: :-D
Tesselate like Ms Hart: u better try harder
Tesselate like Ms Hart: what do u think
Tesselate like Ms Hart: do you want to buy some prozac
Tesselate like Ms Hart: i need ta feed my crackrock adiction
Tesselate like Ms Hart: u answer ms hart when im talkin
12. The Poopie List
13. The infamous “mouth”
clay i told u to fuck off nigger
white power
love, mouth
14. The poopie connecting the other poopie w/ just a hair.
15. Stenny’s photoshop pics!
16. my dick is on ur obsessions list bitches
17. the hellcats are all fat/ugly but good in bed i will give them that.
thanks, i just realized how FAT and UGLY i am. now i'm getting reconstructive face surgeory, liposuction, tummy tuck, and stomach stapling.
sincerely, the girl who was hit by the ugly stick one too many times and ate one too many twinkies... and pizzas, ding dongs, butterfingers, tootsie rolls, egg rolls, doritos, rolos, gummi bears, marshmallows, deep fried tacos, french fries, and cheese tots (off ya momma's tummy). i'm crying now.
18. Stevie?
19.Hate is a strong word and should be used with monitored restrictions. The anamoly of the stalkers is scientifically unexplainable, as they create something uncomprehensible to a mere human mind. This lack of understanding to what truly composes this group causes inferior humans to label them as a sort of intimidated self-defense. They then come to believe that they have a vague sense of understanding, when they have really fallen into a deep, deep hole of unintelligence. My studies on "The Stalkers" are perpetually changing and my interest is always intrigued. Thankyou for your time.
Melmore’s infamous and ever changing opinion of the stalkers
20. hey guys like this is brittany bent, i just wanted to like say that you guys are like...ugly. like bye or whatever Ü
hey girl this is kupkayKe
21.p.s. dont tell raymond, but i didnt wash my hands before i started to type this.
22. the HC is a bunch of very sad sad people
ps. thats meant in the deplorable way, not the emotional way
23. yall are fucking weird. thats not even how you spell brittany! its BRITTANY and you dont even hang out with her! the only time you have ever been into her house is when your weird asses walked in dressed like moms with a video camera. why did you do that?.... cause you wish you could hang out with our friends... uh.. you should stop stalking us first. get a life!!
24.Soo I decided to check up on the HC's journal to see if it still exists, and to my surprise not only does it still exist, but my name is also mentioned quite a few times. It's flattering to be the ass end of a joke when it comes to the HC, but it's not cool to be falsely accused for making random comments. Hopefully that cleared some things up for u guys.
25. The 50 comment war w/ melmore
26. Don’t hate us bc we’re beautiful hate us bc ludoh thinks we are
27. The march 18th 2005 entry… war btwn cks and hcs…… babs v. hc
28.j ballard models, keisha whaley, and being prestigious
29. Hc get nakey- <3 bender
30. Sic Transit Gloria remix…..
31. iggybiggy87 (7:41:56 PM): why is ryne pretending to be daniel reeches
32.
» reasons why sophomore yr was the best fucking year of HS
10. mary barse did an impression of lindsay & kathryn.
9. aubrew dressed up like rick and gave us lapdances.
8. sk8rs had an emo breakdown in the wright's iga parking lot.
7. we became officially known as "the stalkers"
6. the obsession list went mainstream.
5. we drove to meet the sk8rs wearing only our panties.
4. needles adopted the phrase "whoa-kay!"
3. allison sherman called us "wannabe poms".
2. derek hottle got uninimously scratched off the obsession lists because of his porn addiction.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON SOPHOMORE YEAR KICKS ALL THE OTHER YEARS' ASSES:
1. meo showed lindsay his penis.
33. Md Poetic collaboratoin… I love that thing.
34. The tribute to 8th grade… oh how I miss thee.
35.hey baby, you like grammar? 'cause i got a coordinating conjuntion in my novel with yo' NAME IN IT!! CHECK IT OUT!