locusts the size of cars! (and other hazards)
42k m/m novella; NC17 cos xxx; b-movie scifi & schlock romcom had a babby
$2.99 at
Amazon &
SmashWords. Other venues pending my internet tethering time.
The book is listed
here at GoodReads. It's also got a generic writeup at
my own website with links to all of the above.
Editor was
monkeycomic, cos she gets the need for giant maggots and a genetically engineered monster beetle named Hogarth in modern romances. Thanks for the help (and listening to me whine), babe.
Doctor Anghrist Wiggins was hired by the supervillain Xarles du Thoth after the first wave of overlarge insects swarmed all tropically-pleasant areas and made a mess of things. Six months later, as the reconstruction of the world moves on and everyone prepares for the inevitable second wave, Anghrist is breeding his own mutant beetles as a cure to boredom, participating in a ruthless game of gay chicken with his boss, and some unknown entity is making moves to steal all of Anghrist’s hard work!
Fraught with chills, goop, and mutant insects the size of housecats or bigger, Locusts the Size of Cars! is a romantic horror comedy set in a world where the Bond Villains just want to establish their world monopoly in peace, and the mad scientists who love them give numbers to all the other minions because they can’t keep all the workers straight.
I'll get superannuated shiny and uploaded before the year is out. and I'm thinking of gun street girls after that, cos yay femmeslash.