well sheeeit
I stole This from xgadgetx:
I'm So Rockabilly...
i'm so rockabilly i spraypaint my tires white, to
create a "white-wall".
i'm so rockabilly my 1949 mercury is on blocks
and rusting by the ocean. but hey,
at least i have a 1949 mercury.
i'm so rockabilly i piss on trees next to a
bathroom to show how rockabilly
i am to that tree. (I'll show that damn tree!)
i'm so rockabilly my wifebeaters have flames
i'm so rockabilly i bought a $2100 gretch like
brian setzer, now i need to
learn to play it.
i'm so rockabilly i sell rockabilly stuff on
e-bay
i'm so rockailly i shop at hot topic
i'm so rockabilly my diapers had flames
i'm so rockabilly my mom's tatooed
i'm so rockabilly anytime anyone says "the 50's"
i think they're stupid
i'm so rockabilly in preschool i stabbed my
teacher with a switchblade and then combed my
hair.
i'm so rockabilly i chromed my babyshoes instead
of bronzing them
i'm so rockabilly i call my dad "daddy-o"
i'm so rockabilly i joined a car club with no car
i'm so rockabilly i ask my grandpa how i can be
cool?
i'm so rockabilly i spray painted flames on an
amish buggie when i visited pennsylvania.
i'm so rockabilly i only have rockabilly friends.
i'm so rockabilly i name every car i see to
impress people, even though i
don't know the difference between a studebaker
and a chevrolet.
i'm so rockabilly whenever i bag on someone and
make them feel stupid i say "SO THERE, SQUARE!"
and then they shut up, due to my rockabillyness.
i'm so rockabilly i make fun of how white trash i
am when i live in a 2 story mansion in corona
hills.
i'm so rockabilly when my cat scratches me when i
play with it, i tell everyone i cut myself workin
on my 1949 mercury.
i'm so rockabilly i know big sandy...well
everyone knows big sandy.
i'm so rockabilly when i walk into hot topic,
people stop and look and idolize my studded belt
that i made oh so popular.
i'm so rockabilly i didn't eat elmers glue in
pre-school, i ate the mercury out of the
thermometors.
i'm so rockabilly whenever i go to IN N' OUT, i'm
the coolest one there.
i'm so rockabilly i moon everything whenever i'm
the passenger in any automobile..wheter it be a
copcar to my grandmas 1984 buick
skylark.(grandma thinks i'm rockabilly when i do
that)
i'm so rockabilly i go as myself for halloween.
i'm so rockabilly when i moved to mr. rogers
neighborhood it became
hellbent. Mr. Rogers hellbent neighborhood.
i'm so rockabilly all i do is sit around all day
and be rockabilly
i'm so rockabilly i drink beer from xgadgetx!
I'm So Rockabilly...
i'm so rockabilly i spraypaint my tires white, to
create a "white-wall".
i'm so rockabilly my 1949 mercury is on blocks
and rusting by the ocean. but hey,
at least i have a 1949 mercury.
i'm so rockabilly i piss on trees next to a
bathroom to show how rockabilly
i am to that tree. (I'll show that damn tree!)
i'm so rockabilly my wifebeaters have flames
i'm so rockabilly i bought a $2100 gretch like
brian setzer, now i need to
learn to play it.
i'm so rockabilly i sell rockabilly stuff on
e-bay
i'm so rockailly i shop at hot topic
i'm so rockabilly my diapers had flames
i'm so rockabilly my mom's tatooed
i'm so rockabilly anytime anyone says "the 50's"
i think they're stupid
i'm so rockabilly in preschool i stabbed my
teacher with a switchblade and then combed my
hair.
i'm so rockabilly i chromed my babyshoes instead
of bronzing them
i'm so rockabilly i call my dad "daddy-o"
i'm so rockabilly i joined a car club with no car
i'm so rockabilly i ask my grandpa how i can be
cool?
i'm so rockabilly i spray painted flames on an
amish buggie when i visited pennsylvania.
i'm so rockabilly i only have rockabilly friends.
i'm so rockabilly i name every car i see to
impress people, even though i
don't know the difference between a studebaker
and a chevrolet.
i'm so rockabilly whenever i bag on someone and
make them feel stupid i say "SO THERE, SQUARE!"
and then they shut up, due to my rockabillyness.
i'm so rockabilly i make fun of how white trash i
am when i live in a 2 story mansion in corona
hills.
i'm so rockabilly when my cat scratches me when i
play with it, i tell everyone i cut myself workin
on my 1949 mercury.
i'm so rockabilly i know big sandy...well
everyone knows big sandy.
i'm so rockabilly when i walk into hot topic,
people stop and look and idolize my studded belt
that i made oh so popular.
i'm so rockabilly i didn't eat elmers glue in
pre-school, i ate the mercury out of the
thermometors.
i'm so rockabilly whenever i go to IN N' OUT, i'm
the coolest one there.
i'm so rockabilly i moon everything whenever i'm
the passenger in any automobile..wheter it be a
copcar to my grandmas 1984 buick
skylark.(grandma thinks i'm rockabilly when i do
that)
i'm so rockabilly i go as myself for halloween.
i'm so rockabilly when i moved to mr. rogers
neighborhood it became
hellbent. Mr. Rogers hellbent neighborhood.
i'm so rockabilly all i do is sit around all day
and be rockabilly
i'm so rockabilly i drink beer from xgadgetx!