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"find anything yet?"
"its dark in here"
"yeah thats what the flashlight is for"
"oh...yeah... OH so much better!"
"so... anything?"
"yeah, there's lots of writing and what appear to be stalagtites"
"thats weird"
"okay....wait i think i found...nope..."
"what is it?"
"nothing. i thought it was something but its nothing"
"damn"
"wait....YES i found it! i found it! ME!"
"what is it exactly?"
"uhm...i dunno...a ring box maybe..."
"hmmm...well did you open it?"
"are you fucking crazy? NO i didn't open it!"
"well get pack up here and give it to me"
"fine....hang on"
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"alright here you go"
"what the hell took you so long?"
"i was reading some of the scribbles"
"yeah? gimme the fucking thing"
"alright alright but i don't want to be around when you open it"
"why's that exactly? scared?"
"yes. some of the stuff in there was pretty damn twisted and the stuff on the walls made it seem like that box should never be opened."
"fuck it. this guy has been dead a long time and curses are so fucking yesterday."
"i'm still going to split and hide over here somewhere"
"whatever pussy. now lets see what we got here....."
"see? just like i said. nothing. no curse, no mummy, no evil spirits."
"......not yet anyway."
"oh shut the fuck up."
"so whats in there?"
"a note. it says 'love is the glue that holds the world together'"
"thats sweet"
"thats gay. fuck this. lets go back in and try and get some real loot."
"no....i'm just gonna go home."
"whatever baby. i guess i'll just be rich then."
"see ya around."
"just get the fuck out of here."
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in the next days headlines it reads "man found dead and smiling. coroners office rules that victim was 'killed with kindness'"
"its dark in here"
"yeah thats what the flashlight is for"
"oh...yeah... OH so much better!"
"so... anything?"
"yeah, there's lots of writing and what appear to be stalagtites"
"thats weird"
"okay....wait i think i found...nope..."
"what is it?"
"nothing. i thought it was something but its nothing"
"damn"
"wait....YES i found it! i found it! ME!"
"what is it exactly?"
"uhm...i dunno...a ring box maybe..."
"hmmm...well did you open it?"
"are you fucking crazy? NO i didn't open it!"
"well get pack up here and give it to me"
"fine....hang on"
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"alright here you go"
"what the hell took you so long?"
"i was reading some of the scribbles"
"yeah? gimme the fucking thing"
"alright alright but i don't want to be around when you open it"
"why's that exactly? scared?"
"yes. some of the stuff in there was pretty damn twisted and the stuff on the walls made it seem like that box should never be opened."
"fuck it. this guy has been dead a long time and curses are so fucking yesterday."
"i'm still going to split and hide over here somewhere"
"whatever pussy. now lets see what we got here....."
"see? just like i said. nothing. no curse, no mummy, no evil spirits."
"......not yet anyway."
"oh shut the fuck up."
"so whats in there?"
"a note. it says 'love is the glue that holds the world together'"
"thats sweet"
"thats gay. fuck this. lets go back in and try and get some real loot."
"no....i'm just gonna go home."
"whatever baby. i guess i'll just be rich then."
"see ya around."
"just get the fuck out of here."
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in the next days headlines it reads "man found dead and smiling. coroners office rules that victim was 'killed with kindness'"