Next, I will begin enjoying the smell of my own farts.
The fact that there's almost always a television on in the background has become my least favorite thing about coming to the laundromat. You would think I'd enjoy it, seeing as I don't have a TV at home, but usually I alternate between being horrified or disgusted by whatever's on at the moment. Like now, The Bachelor is on, and they've just spent the past five minutes recapping the the machinations and twists that have happened so far this season, and I find myself fairly revolted that people will do these things, and even moreso that enough people are entertained by this crap that they keep making new seasons of it, over and over. I guess this means that I've become one of those smug "I don't watch TV" assholes, but really, it sucks =so much=.
Or maybe not so smug, because if it was on the Law & Order channel, I'd probably be really into it.
Or maybe not so smug, because if it was on the Law & Order channel, I'd probably be really into it.