Dave: Celebrate new year chin deep in smuppet ass.
[ BACKDATED TO NEW YEARS? ]
[ Private to Lalonde ]
[ His handwriting looks a bit shaky here, but as soon as he moves on from Rose's filter, it returns to normal. ]
hey lalonde
i understand that youre presently preoccupied waging your war against the motherly authority
shaking your pale fist against her tyrannical rule, her hideous oppression and her passive aggressive show of comeuppance in the form of fuckin pony purchases
seriously though whats up with that lalonde she bought you a conksuckin horse
anyway youre not online so i thought maybe youd be here
so are you here
hello hola howdy
[ Private to Egbert ]
bro kicked my ass
thats all there is to say on the matter
[ Private to EVERYONE oh wait PUBLIC ]
yeah
this is pretty much how i expected things to go down
back in town 'n chumps and ladies get all up in my space
rainin down loot and mackin on my sweet expectant face
an arc of brightly colored plushy ass looming over my head like a goddamn rainbow
goddamnit
happy new year motherfuckers
[ ooc: Dave's guardian/bro kicked Dave's ass in a NEW YEARS DAY sparring match. Dave has spent/is spending the following few hours being trolled by his brother's creepy, vaguely erotic puppets. Dave is creeped out. Dave doesn't admit he's creeped out. THAT IS THIS POST. ]
[ Private to Lalonde ]
[ His handwriting looks a bit shaky here, but as soon as he moves on from Rose's filter, it returns to normal. ]
hey lalonde
i understand that youre presently preoccupied waging your war against the motherly authority
shaking your pale fist against her tyrannical rule, her hideous oppression and her passive aggressive show of comeuppance in the form of fuckin pony purchases
seriously though whats up with that lalonde she bought you a conksuckin horse
anyway youre not online so i thought maybe youd be here
so are you here
hello hola howdy
[ Private to Egbert ]
bro kicked my ass
thats all there is to say on the matter
[ Private to EVERYONE oh wait PUBLIC ]
yeah
this is pretty much how i expected things to go down
back in town 'n chumps and ladies get all up in my space
rainin down loot and mackin on my sweet expectant face
an arc of brightly colored plushy ass looming over my head like a goddamn rainbow
goddamnit
happy new year motherfuckers
[ ooc: Dave's guardian/bro kicked Dave's ass in a NEW YEARS DAY sparring match. Dave has spent/is spending the following few hours being trolled by his brother's creepy, vaguely erotic puppets. Dave is creeped out. Dave doesn't admit he's creeped out. THAT IS THIS POST. ]