dave: ready the halloween preparations

[hellaknight]

shit homes lemme highlight all yall for a sec
i have myself a conundrum
a second party not the sweet mind of dave is needed to help sort this shit out

Comments

[arise_fairsun]

...Unicorn hippogriff hybrid catboy?

[hellaknight]

this is he speaking

meow neigh yiff etc

[arise_fairsun]

Are you going to have time to make a costume like that yourself?

[hellaknight]

was thinking i could maybe rally up a house elf army to help sew
you know start an assembly line in the ravenclaw boys dorms
just row after row of mumbling pointy eared so-and-sos armed with needles
pay them minimum wage and skim on their health insurance benefits
whole nine yards

im american ok we think of these things
capitalism bro
think capitalism

[arise_fairsun]

Is that allowed?

[hellaknight]

nah

[arise_fairsun]

[slkjdf what]

Maybe you could think of a more conventional costume.

[hellaknight]

we have a mascot tentacle monster, bitch slapping trees, and ghost dogs that talk

the word conventional at hogwarts is really just convetional's twin
yknow the one who got dropped on the head a few times as a child and was kept locked in the dusty old attic for years
hidden away so that he wont usurp the throne and start a freak show circus kingdom

except lo and behold, sneaky little ninja shit got away and named this school his secret empire