my trip to new york
ok so my trip to new york...
why wouldnt we start with out the most awkward night first...we get to this little chinese restarant in upstate new york with 30 people. one who just got out of jail, one hippie, one white trash couple, one stephanies first kiss saying "wow steph you look so beautiful..do you have a boyfriend?" 3 hours later dinner was over. then we went to our firends house while the adults got drunk and i sat outside with teenage boys watching them smoke and talking about how many times they got arrested last week and how many girls they had sex with in the bahamas. after sitting through hell we stayed at the "holadome" the luxuerous holiday inn in kingston ny.
the next morning we went to woodstock because that is where my grandpa wanted to be...as we are stanging around woodstock getting ready to go with my grandpas wishes three woman come up to where we are...take their shirts off and start to breast feed their children...it was werid, so i did what i always do shop...sort of...i only got one thing.
Next we drove to andrews favorite place in the entire world! long island which i dont care what you think about it i love it there. we met my cousins fiance named vlad, and my other cousins girlfriend who has a limp...but shes pretty cool for a girl with a limp
we went to the bronx and got pizza.
then we went to the yankee game, my dad got hit on by a 5 toothed black lady because she wanted money, we had fun with four drunks in front of us one of them passed out and we through things at him and wrote on him while he was drunk. they lost it was sad.
memorial day we had fun we ate food all day, and played wiffle ball we lost, i put up a tepee and had a 30 people ball fight in the living room of my cousins lavishly decorated long island home. then i came home.
the end
why wouldnt we start with out the most awkward night first...we get to this little chinese restarant in upstate new york with 30 people. one who just got out of jail, one hippie, one white trash couple, one stephanies first kiss saying "wow steph you look so beautiful..do you have a boyfriend?" 3 hours later dinner was over. then we went to our firends house while the adults got drunk and i sat outside with teenage boys watching them smoke and talking about how many times they got arrested last week and how many girls they had sex with in the bahamas. after sitting through hell we stayed at the "holadome" the luxuerous holiday inn in kingston ny.
the next morning we went to woodstock because that is where my grandpa wanted to be...as we are stanging around woodstock getting ready to go with my grandpas wishes three woman come up to where we are...take their shirts off and start to breast feed their children...it was werid, so i did what i always do shop...sort of...i only got one thing.
Next we drove to andrews favorite place in the entire world! long island which i dont care what you think about it i love it there. we met my cousins fiance named vlad, and my other cousins girlfriend who has a limp...but shes pretty cool for a girl with a limp
we went to the bronx and got pizza.
then we went to the yankee game, my dad got hit on by a 5 toothed black lady because she wanted money, we had fun with four drunks in front of us one of them passed out and we through things at him and wrote on him while he was drunk. they lost it was sad.
memorial day we had fun we ate food all day, and played wiffle ball we lost, i put up a tepee and had a 30 people ball fight in the living room of my cousins lavishly decorated long island home. then i came home.
the end