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fourth of july
usually my favorite holiday, i mean things explode in the sky to celebrate america and everyone drinks beer and has cook-outs, how could it not be my favorite holiday? but this year it rained and then one my way to the fireworks with loren, some black kids in the neighborhood went guerilla warfare on our asses and popped out from behind bushes and shot fireworks at us... yes at us, like at our faces. so we had to run for out lives... it was terrifying. but we survived and watched d.c. fireworks which were pretty sweet, but i was let down because d.c. doesn't have the sperm fireworks like nashville and i think that nothing is better than celebrating america by having gigantic, illuminated sperm flying through the air.
i'm coming home friday.
usually my favorite holiday, i mean things explode in the sky to celebrate america and everyone drinks beer and has cook-outs, how could it not be my favorite holiday? but this year it rained and then one my way to the fireworks with loren, some black kids in the neighborhood went guerilla warfare on our asses and popped out from behind bushes and shot fireworks at us... yes at us, like at our faces. so we had to run for out lives... it was terrifying. but we survived and watched d.c. fireworks which were pretty sweet, but i was let down because d.c. doesn't have the sperm fireworks like nashville and i think that nothing is better than celebrating america by having gigantic, illuminated sperm flying through the air.
i'm coming home friday.