My Fine Is ... £295
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Smoked weed -- £10
Did acid or pills -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in public -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Pissed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin.
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gaaa me bad. heh 275 mainly naughty things ticked off that shouldnt hae been done ^^;; heh
I’m really glad its one fine per confession rather than act coz there’s one main confession that would have me damn skint fine wise if it was £10 per time hehe hah and is it bad of me that theres one or two of those I quite fancy ticking off too, in the future ><
I’m so damn tired *sighs* work keeps offering me more hours so ive done the last 14 days working straight. thursday was the hardest coz i finished at waterstones at 8 and then went to bhs for 9-12 to do stock take then waterstones asked me to work friday - my day off - and of course i said yes so that meant an early start ;_;
Saw laura dean from school yesterday which was nice as i hadn't seen her for ages. And John wilson. managed a nice conversation. u know - catch up stuff. of course he had to tell me that finding out i was a tom boy when i was younger was a bit of a turn off for him with me ¬¬ which makes me feel oh so better. i had hoped the whole liking me thing would have gone away by now.
Bought a huge family black forest gatau after work today :P so me and dad have been working our way through it hehe. which is as healthy as a mcDonalds super size meal im sure but tastes damn better.
Have determined that i am going to sort out my stomach. im sick of being unhappy with the state of it. its going to be flat and toned again like it once was. i think this as been spured on by my talk with ross last wed when he and his lot came over on mass to use our showers heh and we had a good winge about needing to shape up after letting ourselves go :P porkers we are! im too well fed me thinks. and of course i caved to subway on monday >< bought 2 meatball m's with the plan to eat one and give one to pops - who decided he was too full to eat it and that i could save it for tuesday. but of course come 11pm i got the munchies and as it was there i couldnt resist its yummy call hehe so i had this huge tum when i went to bed >< way uncomfortable to sleep on a tell you hehe ended up fall asleep in some strange position with my leg raised up slightly to take some weight off my poor gut :P hah
Oh well back to work tomorrow. at least i get a nice long lie in. am now going to settle down to watching anaconda hehe oh the amusement of watching jlo trying to act hehe. and trying up teh smut for em and kahn. ive been so good the last few days ^^ writing and drawing. the muses are so kind! hnnn may do another 60 sit ups before bed... or before ellying tonight... yes i think thats a plan. hehe tho im sure ill suffer in the morning.