A Meme from Mr. Beaubier
what are you listening to?
The radio, funnily enough.
what are you drinking?
A very dry Chardonnay.
is there an animal in the room?
Not to my knowledge.
do you like coleslaw?
It's very high-fat.
is there a box of kleenex anywhere near you?
On my desk, yes.
do you lotion daily?
No...
when's the last time you cleaned the floor?
The maid does it every morning. The last time I personally did it was... a very long time ago.
is it rude when someone you don't know grabs your ass?
Certainly.
are you addicted to anything?
It's difficult to say. I've never tried to give up the alcohol, sex, or power.
last time you bled?
Nicked myself shaving.
have you written a poem?
At university.
was it good?
I doubt Wordsworth would have enjoyed it much.
do you have anything that belongs to a significant other?
All of Lillian's belongings are still in the old house. I believe I still have Martha's underwear.
do you want to be a movie star?
No.
a rock star?
No.
would you rather be a one hit wonder or a legend?
The word "legend" rather appeals.
did you wear your safety goggles in science labs?
Of course.
who's the next person you'll have to buy a present for?
Martha and Perry, I expect.
does roadkill make you sad?
No. I rarely ever see it.
The radio, funnily enough.
what are you drinking?
A very dry Chardonnay.
is there an animal in the room?
Not to my knowledge.
do you like coleslaw?
It's very high-fat.
is there a box of kleenex anywhere near you?
On my desk, yes.
do you lotion daily?
No...
when's the last time you cleaned the floor?
The maid does it every morning. The last time I personally did it was... a very long time ago.
is it rude when someone you don't know grabs your ass?
Certainly.
are you addicted to anything?
It's difficult to say. I've never tried to give up the alcohol, sex, or power.
last time you bled?
Nicked myself shaving.
have you written a poem?
At university.
was it good?
I doubt Wordsworth would have enjoyed it much.
do you have anything that belongs to a significant other?
All of Lillian's belongings are still in the old house. I believe I still have Martha's underwear.
do you want to be a movie star?
No.
a rock star?
No.
would you rather be a one hit wonder or a legend?
The word "legend" rather appeals.
did you wear your safety goggles in science labs?
Of course.
who's the next person you'll have to buy a present for?
Martha and Perry, I expect.
does roadkill make you sad?
No. I rarely ever see it.