This is a true story of six friends living in the middle of Iowa.
TERI:
"God. Fuck off and let me watch my movie."
SARAH:
"I feel totally undervalued. I mean, no one else even makes an effort around here, and I just end up doing all the work!"
DAVE:
"You want honesty? Well, I know I just met her, but she seems really dumb. She might be the dumbest person I've ever met. Seriously.
KAT:
"What?"
LEAH:
"I'm just really hoping to be able to get some work done while I'm here. I mean, I hope it's not a total waste of time, you know?"
JEFF:
"We really need to get these organized better."
DAY ONE: "There's Nothing To See Here!"
SARAH: "I hear they slept together. And all the champagne is gone."
KAT: "What? I have a pretty high tolerance..."
later that night...
KAT: "Hats are awesome!"
DAY TWO: "Things Get Hairy."
LEAH: "Well, I guess one couldn't hurt."
LEAH: "Whoo! These are like bottled joy!"
LEAH: "Come on back to my place, Jeff!
DAY THREE: "I know, it's a conundrum!"
LEAH: "Oh my god, I have syphillis!"
TERI: "You're not even a real doctor! That's a plastic stethoscope."
JEFF: "I don't know where she could have gotten it."
DAVE: "The choice is yours, dear reader. Which character will you vote off? Tune in next week to hear the results!"