ABQ Craigslist: Missed Connections

Jun 16, 2009 23:40

To the girl who called me, crying her eyes out - w4m - 28
Reply to:pers-nhybv-1201029431@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-02, 1:11AM MDT

You had the wrong number. I have no idea who you are but you called me crying your eyes out, asking why I had to leave, pleading your case, in between bouts of righteously unattractive snot-sucking followed by more sobbing. Did my voice really sound THAT similar to the right-number guy? Apparently so, because after a few minutes of me playing the part and feeding your mucus-filled frenzy you put your angry friend on the phone and she was fooled too (and I wasn't even changing my voice!). Neat. In retrospect it was...well...pretty mean, I guess, but I was caught up in the moment and I didn't really think about your feelings until after we hung up, or rather...until I heard some strange noises in the phone and the line went dead. To be honest it was hard not to laugh, but I triumphed and help back, and you kept balling, and I kept trying not to laugh. Sorry 'bout that.

By the way, now that you're single wanna grab lunch sometime?

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