Holy fuck Gestapo Nazi Assassin Death Spiders.
Better than tea, coffee, breakfast or all manners of speed to waking you up is turning on the shower and staring a spider nearly twice the size of a silver dollar in the face.
That's not the kind of spider you catch and release, or even kill. That's a spider you fucking vanquish.
At least the really thick junk mail has a purpose now.
That's not the kind of spider you catch and release, or even kill. That's a spider you fucking vanquish.
At least the really thick junk mail has a purpose now.