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well, my genius brain has thought up yet another brilliant invention idea..
this one i call the anti-ant bomb.
those pesky fire ants buggin the hell outta you?
well, forget the pesticides, and have some fun!
with the anti-ant bomb, complete with explosives, and napalm-like attributes, not only do you get to blow the hell outta them, but you get to watch the crippled survivors burn!
sure you have burning craters left in your front yard, but let that be a warning to other prospective yard invaders of the stinging type.
also useful on those pesky neighbor dogs that won't shut up.
here's my blueprints, there are some kinks to be worked out, but the general idea is there:
oh yeah, uh, all uh, inventions by me uh, are copyrighted. don't want you pesky opportunists to steal my inventions.
this one i call the anti-ant bomb.
those pesky fire ants buggin the hell outta you?
well, forget the pesticides, and have some fun!
with the anti-ant bomb, complete with explosives, and napalm-like attributes, not only do you get to blow the hell outta them, but you get to watch the crippled survivors burn!
sure you have burning craters left in your front yard, but let that be a warning to other prospective yard invaders of the stinging type.
also useful on those pesky neighbor dogs that won't shut up.
here's my blueprints, there are some kinks to be worked out, but the general idea is there:
oh yeah, uh, all uh, inventions by me uh, are copyrighted. don't want you pesky opportunists to steal my inventions.