Still Talkin' World War III Blues
The social and rhetorical effects of nuclear weapons have always vastly exceeded their military or strategic utility. The negotiators in both Iran and the P5+1 understood this, and worked hard to produce an accord that would remove the most effective tool that the hawks on either side had for bringing about war.
--Robert Farley
http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2015/07/do-iranian-nukes-matter
In other news, Xymphora copied this onto her blog, and I think it is worth copying onto mine. The satirical points are concise and perfect, from "bribe" to "love" to "cartoon cut marks" to "crossbow."
From a review on Yelp of River Bluff Dental which will surely be removed by Yelp so here it is:
"Went in for a routine cleaning with Dr. Palmer, but he kept insisting that I take an anesthetic. I was confused and refused, but then he offered me a steak (I LOVE steak) so of course I said yes and before I knew it I was super sleepy and passed out.
"When I came to, he was pointing a crossbow at me and I had those cartoonish "cut lines" drawn around my neck. Awkwaaaaaard.
"Needless to say, I will not be coming back again. 2 Stars because the steak WAS quite good."
--Robert Farley
http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2015/07/do-iranian-nukes-matter
In other news, Xymphora copied this onto her blog, and I think it is worth copying onto mine. The satirical points are concise and perfect, from "bribe" to "love" to "cartoon cut marks" to "crossbow."
From a review on Yelp of River Bluff Dental which will surely be removed by Yelp so here it is:
"Went in for a routine cleaning with Dr. Palmer, but he kept insisting that I take an anesthetic. I was confused and refused, but then he offered me a steak (I LOVE steak) so of course I said yes and before I knew it I was super sleepy and passed out.
"When I came to, he was pointing a crossbow at me and I had those cartoonish "cut lines" drawn around my neck. Awkwaaaaaard.
"Needless to say, I will not be coming back again. 2 Stars because the steak WAS quite good."