five.

[heliolatrous]

[ Another beautiful day in the City. The weather is weathery, there might be birds...

...and there's a cymbal-clapping, sirenish-screeching toy monkey.

On fire.

With one angry god looking down at it. ]

...why won't you shut up already?

[ Clearly, you should bother him. And/or join in abusing said toy monkey. ]

Comments

[existais]

Earmuffs- they can work!

[heliolatrous]

Do I hit it with them until it stops?

[existais]

You put them over your ears. I don't think it could work perfectly, but if they haven't stopped by now...

[heliolatrous]

I'd rather just get rid of it.

[existais]

Maybe it just really likes you?

[heliolatrous]

I don't want it to like me.

[existais]

In a situation where you have no choice, well...

[heliolatrous]

But that's so annoying!