two.
[ The voice coming over the device right now is not exactly a happy one-- in fact, it's mostly just loud and obnoxious and disgruntled-sounding. ]
Alright, you "deities!" Listen up!
There's a lot of problems you have here that definitely need to be fixed. So I guess it's good that I'm here...
First of all! Calling yourself "gods" and all that-- it needs to stop! You probably know, since it's obviously why you brought me here, but I'm a real god, and I'm sick of hearing everyone talking about some stupid fake gods like they're so great.
Second! It'd be nice if one of you could show me the way out of this place. I have more important...priorities to get back to and I don't feel like spending all that much time here. Since I'm a god, I can't die, and if I can't leave, you'll be stuck with me for an awfully long time.
And finally...this place needs a real name.
Alright, you "deities!" Listen up!
There's a lot of problems you have here that definitely need to be fixed. So I guess it's good that I'm here...
First of all! Calling yourself "gods" and all that-- it needs to stop! You probably know, since it's obviously why you brought me here, but I'm a real god, and I'm sick of hearing everyone talking about some stupid fake gods like they're so great.
Second! It'd be nice if one of you could show me the way out of this place. I have more important...priorities to get back to and I don't feel like spending all that much time here. Since I'm a god, I can't die, and if I can't leave, you'll be stuck with me for an awfully long time.
And finally...this place needs a real name.