and his heart beats.
aaron got me all this blogger junk from a nerd conference he was employed at and i didn't want to wear the apparel without blogging and be some sort of blog poser... so here it goes.
life:: i traveled down to surf city, usa for a week to hangout with hot cousins. that was radness. i would blog more about it but others already have. (ie. hot cousins and hot sister.)
death: i also almost died two days ago. i was at the gym with my mommy, so that we could get hot bods and score. i set a goal of performing 50 bench presses at my body weight. struggling, i was able to reach number 49 and my arms were starting to feel like christian bale in the machinist, but figured i only had one left, so i should attempt it.bad idea. my arms gave into the weight and it was a few centimeters from busting open my chest - luckily i was still able to maintain the bar above my body. at this point, resting till i could conjure the capacity to lift the weight seemed like a good idea, but after a short rest, it was clear that wasn't gonna happen.
i realized that i needed to enlist some help. the dude next to me seemed capable and hopefully willing to be a hero. so i called for his help, but apparently his twisted sister cd was up too loud and he was unable to to hear the invitations to be a hero.
helpless but not hopeless,i released the bar and began to roll it down my body. when i got to the pelvis region i realized that this was one of the few things i didn't want on my nuts. adjusting, i was able to move my hip over so that i could roll the bar over it and ultimately on to the floor and off my body.
afterlife: i went to seattle's pride parade with jessica, corrigan, melissa and aaron. while there i got hit on by two super hot dudes and it made my day. i also got a ton of free stuff including lube and no-brand condoms.
life:: i traveled down to surf city, usa for a week to hangout with hot cousins. that was radness. i would blog more about it but others already have. (ie. hot cousins and hot sister.)
death: i also almost died two days ago. i was at the gym with my mommy, so that we could get hot bods and score. i set a goal of performing 50 bench presses at my body weight. struggling, i was able to reach number 49 and my arms were starting to feel like christian bale in the machinist, but figured i only had one left, so i should attempt it.bad idea. my arms gave into the weight and it was a few centimeters from busting open my chest - luckily i was still able to maintain the bar above my body. at this point, resting till i could conjure the capacity to lift the weight seemed like a good idea, but after a short rest, it was clear that wasn't gonna happen.
i realized that i needed to enlist some help. the dude next to me seemed capable and hopefully willing to be a hero. so i called for his help, but apparently his twisted sister cd was up too loud and he was unable to to hear the invitations to be a hero.
helpless but not hopeless,i released the bar and began to roll it down my body. when i got to the pelvis region i realized that this was one of the few things i didn't want on my nuts. adjusting, i was able to move my hip over so that i could roll the bar over it and ultimately on to the floor and off my body.
afterlife: i went to seattle's pride parade with jessica, corrigan, melissa and aaron. while there i got hit on by two super hot dudes and it made my day. i also got a ton of free stuff including lube and no-brand condoms.