Title: Making passes at boys with glasses
Pairing: Kato Shigeaki/Yamashita Tomohisa
Rating: R/NC-17
Author Notes: For
darkeyedwolf and anyone else with a megane fetish \:D/ Also, I fail at titles D: This is unbetaed, so if you find any errors ... you can keep them.
The first time Shige walks in with his glasses on, YamaPi chokes on the Onigiri he has just shoved into his mouth, his eyes watering. It's not that he has never seen Shige with glasses before - there have been several interesting photo shoots (and really YamaPi has not put the spreads under his bed in the box where he keeps his porn stash, because they're band mates and that would just be weird), but seeing it live and in person? That was a whole new level.
YamaPi himself has to wear glasses sometimes and while the fans seem to find Pi with glasses equally hot to Shige with glasses, YamaPi himself finds it completely and utterly different (Ryo once told them they both look ugly, but Ryo says that about everyone but himself). Shige, according to YamaPi, looks hot and smart, while YamaPi himself just looks dorky. Which might be explained by the fact that Shige is in fact very smart, while YamaPi has to cheat during his exams and is definitely a huge dork and -
He loses his train of thought when Shige (with his glasses) leans down to look at him with a very concerned expression.
"Are you okay?" he asks, and it's then that YamaPi realizes he is still choking, and Koyama is hitting his back violently and when finally he manages to get some air into his lungs, he coughs an incoherent "I'll be right back!" at his band mates and disappears into the bathroom. His pants have suddenly become really tight.
After that Shige starts to wear glasses regularly (Why? YamaPi thinks to himself almost every day, Why must the world torture me?) and YamaPi finds himself disappearing into the bathroom all the time until Koyama asks him, in a very serious tone, if something is wrong with his bladder.
"I've had that problem before," Koyama adds, "You should go see a doctor. We can't have you running off stage in the middle of a con!"
YamaPi tries to wait until after he's home.
It gets worse though, because not only does Shige wear glasses almost all of the time, he also starts to talk to YamaPi a lot and keeps accidentally brushing his hand against YamaPi in a way that makes his skin tingle most pleasantly, all the while looking at him with large bespectacled eyes and YamaPi is sure that if this craziness goes on for just one more day he is going to explode. He has to do something, anything, to counteract the torture of Shige with glasses.
In the end he decides to start wearing his glasses, too.
*
Shige stops talking to him, then. He greets him and he makes small talk, but he doesn't put his arm around YamaPi’s shoulder anymore or whisper in his ear, he doesn't let his hand linger just a little too long when he hands him his water or lean in too close when he tells him about his classmates at university who didn’t recognize him, even though the room isn't noisy at all.
YamaPi isn’t really sure if he likes this new development. On one hand, this is exactly what he wanted - no one thinks he has a problem with his bladder, his pants fit the way they are supposed to and he doesn’t have to fear randomly choking on food anymore. But on the other hand YamaPi can’t help but miss Shige talking to him and Shige touching him and when he sees Shige fawning over Koyama, he gets this weird feeling that he wouldn’t quite classify as jealousy.
But since YamaPi isn’t really sure what he feels and/or wants, he keeps wearing his glasses and Shige keeps wearing his, and they continue being band mates who only occasionally talk when they pass each other.
Which is why it is entirely surprising for YamaPi when Shige suddenly shoves him into a bathroom stall and closes the door.
“…what?” YamaPi asks, and tries to focus on anything but the way Shige’s specs have slid down the bridge of his nose and how this is totally not going directly to his groin. At all.
“You!” Shige says with a small frown and adjusts his glasses (YamaPi’s breath hitches a little when he sees that, but he tries to hide it, albeit unsuccessfully), “What do you think you’re doing?”
YamaPi blinks at him and tries to understand what Shige is asking, but his brain doesn’t want to cooperate and goes around in circles, alternating between the words ‘Shige’ and ‘glasses’ and another word that YamaPi would never admit he associated with the other two.
“Huh?” is all he manages to say.
“You and your glasses,” Shige elaborates and before YamaPi can reply (or rather, think of something half-intelligible to say while admiring the way Shige’s eyes seem even bigger behind the glasses), Shige grabs YamaPi’s shirt and kisses him hard, tongues sliding against each other and YamaPi moans into Shige’s mouth.
Their glasses are kind of in the way and every time they shift, the frames clink together and for some reason this makes YamaPi even harder. Shige somehow manages to open both YamaPi’s and his own pants in a matter of seconds (It appears that Shige is a ‘prodigy’ in many areas, YamaPi realizes) and then he wraps his hand about both of their cocks at the same time and all logical thought leaves YamaPi’s mind.
“Fuck,” he mumbles against Shige’s mouth and Shige moans in response and keeps stroking both of them, together, first slowly, then faster and harder and YamaPi’s glasses are slightly off and his vision swims before him, so he can’t really see what Shige is doing, but he can feel his hand on his cock, he can feel Shige thumbing the tip, he can feel the friction of Shige’s cock against his and God, it feels so good, amazing-
“I’m going to -” YamaPi grits out, then he comes with a low moan deep in his throat, and Shige jerks again, two, three times and with a breathless “Fucking hell,” he comes too.
*
“What did you mean?” YamaPi asks afterwards, “Me and my glasses?”
“You look so hot in glasses!” Shige says and promptly blushes, which in YamaPi’s eyes is completely ridiculous, because really, Shige has just given both of them an amazing hand job, so why be embarrassed now? But that’s just Shige, he realizes. Embarrassed in any and every situation. “I couldn’t even talk to you anymore.”
“Are you serious.” YamaPi says, and it sounds more like a statement, than a question, because YamaPi begins to understand Shige’s actions of the past few days, “I only started wearing them because you looked so hot in yours.”
Shige sputters with disbelief and is about to object, when they hear a loud knock on the door.
“Hello?” Koyama asks through the door, “Are you two alright?”
“Ah,” Shige says and gives YamaPi a lopsided grin, “Seems as if we both have a weak bladder.”