JE - Five Drabbles - Ryo/Tego and Akamepi
Title: Various
Pairings: 3x Ryo/Tego, 2x Yamapi/Jin/Kame
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: Drabble Meme! Wrote this a while ago, and figured I could post them here. Most of them are longer than drabbles usually are. Enjoy!
a.
Piggyback
[Ryo/Tego], PG-13
Ryo stares at Tegoshi, completely dumbfounded.
"You want what?" Ryo asks, for the third time.
"A piggyback ride," Tegoshi repeats impatiently, "I already told you. Now come on. Please."
Tego sticks out his bottom lip in a pout, then his lips start to quiver just a little and it always seems like he is about to cry. Ryo knows this is just an act, knows that Tegoshi excels in pretending to be hurt or sad or disappointed, he knows it, but that still doesn't make him immune to Tegoshi's fake innocent charms. No matter how hard Ryo tries, he always ends up giving in to Tegoshi's obscure wishes.
It's no different this time.
Ryo drops down to the floor, on all fours and hears Tegoshi let out a squeal of delight. A moment later he feels Tegoshi's weight on his back - not too heavy, Tegoshi has been particularly thin lately - and then, then, Tegoshi slaps his ass (Ryo feels the strong urge to destroy something or someone) and shouts, "Go, horse, go!"
*
When Tegoshi finally has enough after a few minutes, Ryo lets out a sigh of relief.
"Ne, Ryotan," Tegoshi says suddenly, eyes wide in pretend-innocence, "Can we try that other kind of riding now?"
b.
Driving
[Ryo/Tego], PG-13
"Why can't I just drive an automatic?" Tegoshi wails.
"Because that's uncool. Now stop being a baby and listen carefully," Ryo says in a very teacher-like voice, "Driving a stick-shift car is a wonderful, amazing feeling for anyone who likes driving cars. And you'll like driving, because I'm telling you to. Understood?"
Tegoshi nods meekly.
"Okay, so, you need to get used to the feeling of a stick-shift car. You need to get used to holding the stick in your hand, feel the engine running smoothly, feel the stick vibrate softly in your hand! Are you even listening?" He pauses and looks at Tegoshi sternly, "Come on, we'll try that first. Grab the stick."
Tegoshi puts his hand on Ryo's crotch.
"W-what? What are you -- what the fuck," Ryo sputters.
"You made it sound hot," Tegoshi says, then his face turns into a smirk, "Don't talk like that if you're not willing to put out."
Ryo gulps, but doesn't protest.
c.
The Doll
[Ryo/Tego; bit of Pin], G
"Why are we doing this again?" Kame asks, annoyed.
"Yamapi and Jin told you to," Koki explains patiently, "And you're desperate to be their friend so you couldn't refuse. I, personally, am helping you because I'm your loyal and trustworthy friend. Also, I think we're done."
He holds up the doll and looks at it critically -- they had done a good job, it does look like Nishikido.
*
"What is this?" Tegoshi asks skeptically.
"Just a little something..." Kame says unconvincingly.
"A gift," Koki adds, "As your senpai, we felt obligated to give you something. To congratulate you on your success with Tegomass."
"Yes, yes," Kame agrees, "It's for good luck on your future releases! You must carry it around at all times."
"Oh," Tegoshi says and his face lights up like a Christmas tree, "That's so nice of you! You're great senpai, I'll definitely treasure it."
Behind a curtain, Yamapi and Jin laugh themselves silly.
*
Ryo notices it when he's over at Tegoshi's place for a DVD session.
"W-what -- what is that?" he asks, pointing to the little doll in horror.
"Oh, that?" Tegoshi shrugs, "It's for good luck! I carry it with me at all times."
"Ah," Ryo chokes, "Ah, I see. Umm, it looks--"
"Cute, isn't it?" Tegoshi pets the doll's head fondly, "I think it's extremely cute. Reminds me of someone."
Ryo gulps and tries to tear his eyes away, but he can't. No matter how often he focusses on the TV screen, he always looks back at the creepy doll, that doll that looks exactly like Ryo. He can't stop staring at it. Can't stop wondering what Tegoshi might think whenever he looks at it --- fuck, what if it is a voodoo doll?"
"Ryotan?" Tegoshi asks, tentatively, and cradles the doll in his hands, "Are you alright?"
"Yes, yes," Ryo lies (he can't ever admit that he's scared, of course) and keeps staring at the doll, "I'm fine."
Tegoshi slumps back into the couch, his eyes sad. He doesn't understand why Ryotan keeps staring at his stupid charm instead of him. What was so interesting about it? Tegoshi sighs. He'd dressed in this sexy little skirt completely in vain. Ryotan hadn't even noticed.
*
Meanwhile, Yamapi and Jin congratulate themselves on how great the idea had been. Having Kame and Koki make the doll had been an incredible idea, but installing a camera at Tegoshi's place had been downright brilliant.
"How are we so amazing?!" Yamapi shrieks.
"I know," Jin squeals.
They dissolve into fits of laughter.
d.
Stakeout
[Pin, Akamepi]
Kame is annoyed. No, actually Kame is downright pissed. This is not what he'd had in mind, when planning the stakeout. Sure, he had been terribly curious who Ueda kept sneaking off with, but not curious enough to endure this -- if only he had known beforehand. If only -- but really, it had been his own fault. He should have known, shouldn't have expected them to ever be normal--
"Turtle-chan," Yamapi says and sticks his head through the space between the two front seats of Kame's car, "Do you want to touch my boobs?"
Jin shrieks in delight. "You should, Kame, you should!" he cries, "They feel great! I touch them all the time!"
"Too much information," Kame says, his voice very controlled, "We are here on a mission. Stop playing around!"
"Come on," Jin coaxes and tries sticking his head where Yamapi's is, which causes them to bump their foreheads together. They start laughing so hard that tears are running down their faces. Kame's lips are pressed into a thin, tight smile.
"You're boring, Kame," Yamapi pouts and sits back into his seat, pulling Jin with him, "You should be thankful that you have friends like Jin and me."
"Oh yeah?" Kame says, unconvinced.
"Oh yeah," Jin says. His voice sounds a little strange, kind of breathy, but Kame is sure he does not want to know.
"We're helping you spice up your life," Yamapi elaborates, and suddenly Kame hears a sound that sounds supiciously like a zipper, and no, no, no, Kame definitely doesn't want to know what's going on, doesn't need any spice in his life; he only wants to know who Ueda keeps meeting secretly, so he keeps his eyes trained on Ueda's door, tries to block out the sounds that float into his ears from the back seat, tries desperately not to imagine--
"I am jerking Jin off, by the way," Yamapi adds, helpfully.
On cue, Jin moans loudly. Kame's pants suddenly feel very tight. He hates his life.
e.
Surprise Party
[Akamepi]
"No, not here, put it over there," Yamapi orders, his face crunched up in concentration.
"What, no," Jin protests, "You already have three on that side!"
"It doesn't matter either way," Ryo snaps ("Where did Ryo suddenly come from?" Jin whispers in Yamapi's ear. "No idea!" Yamapi whispers back, "He just keep appearing!), "The whole room is covered in turtles! It's freaking me out, to be honest."
"But Ryo-chan," Jin wails, "It's Kame's birthday. We want to make it perfect for him!"
Ryo laughs so hard he chokes. "Good look with that, idiots," he chortles and dissolves into more fits of laughter.
Jin doesn't understand why Ryo is unenthusiastic. Personally, Jin thinks the surprise party he and Yamapi have planned for their dear friend Kame is downright genius.
*
First Kame would be led into a dark room, not knowing this fabulous surprise party was waiting for him. Yamapi and Jin would then perform a brand new rendition of Seishun Amigo - hotter, gayer, risqué; they want Kame to know he's accepted just the way he is. After that the birthday cake would be cut; the cake was shaped like a turtle, of course, decorated with halves of pears and - this was the best part - broccoli-flavored ("Kame likes healthy food!" Jin had shrieked in delight, "He'll love it!").
Last but definitely not least there would be a strip show, featuring no one other then Kame's favorite dai-senpai as the stripper ("It won't do to just use a few juniors," Yamapi had decided immediately, "Kame likes them old after all.") and an assortment of exciting cosplay outfits, including a school uniform, baseball shirts ("Brilliant! Kame loves baseball!") and Hard Gay costumes.
*
"Hello," Kame says, when he enters the room. Laughter and congratulations sound through the darkness, then the light is switched on and Kame takes in the scene he is presented with; hundreds of turtles in all shapes and sizes, a huge banner that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY TURTLE-CHAN, the cake -- Kame gapes at Jin and Yamapi in their Pokemon costumes, openly stares at his honored dai-senpai in stripper outfits, he gasps when he notices the phallus-shaped candles on the cake, then turns on his heel and leaves. "---Goodbye."
*
Yamapi and Jin sit in a corner for a while, sporting identical pouts. There is silence, a long period of silence, the atmosphere is sad and depressed and no one moves.
Then Jin graps a handful of turtle-pear-broccoli cake and smashes it into Yamapi's face.
"You bitch," Yamapi cries, "I don't even like broccoli!" Then Jin is rewarded with a handful of cake as revenge.
*
"Kame is such a spoilsport," Yamapi says and smears some more cake into Jin's hair.
"Yeah seriously," Jin agrees, "Next year we'll just get him a hooker."
Pairings: 3x Ryo/Tego, 2x Yamapi/Jin/Kame
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: Drabble Meme! Wrote this a while ago, and figured I could post them here. Most of them are longer than drabbles usually are. Enjoy!
a.
Piggyback
[Ryo/Tego], PG-13
Ryo stares at Tegoshi, completely dumbfounded.
"You want what?" Ryo asks, for the third time.
"A piggyback ride," Tegoshi repeats impatiently, "I already told you. Now come on. Please."
Tego sticks out his bottom lip in a pout, then his lips start to quiver just a little and it always seems like he is about to cry. Ryo knows this is just an act, knows that Tegoshi excels in pretending to be hurt or sad or disappointed, he knows it, but that still doesn't make him immune to Tegoshi's fake innocent charms. No matter how hard Ryo tries, he always ends up giving in to Tegoshi's obscure wishes.
It's no different this time.
Ryo drops down to the floor, on all fours and hears Tegoshi let out a squeal of delight. A moment later he feels Tegoshi's weight on his back - not too heavy, Tegoshi has been particularly thin lately - and then, then, Tegoshi slaps his ass (Ryo feels the strong urge to destroy something or someone) and shouts, "Go, horse, go!"
*
When Tegoshi finally has enough after a few minutes, Ryo lets out a sigh of relief.
"Ne, Ryotan," Tegoshi says suddenly, eyes wide in pretend-innocence, "Can we try that other kind of riding now?"
b.
Driving
[Ryo/Tego], PG-13
"Why can't I just drive an automatic?" Tegoshi wails.
"Because that's uncool. Now stop being a baby and listen carefully," Ryo says in a very teacher-like voice, "Driving a stick-shift car is a wonderful, amazing feeling for anyone who likes driving cars. And you'll like driving, because I'm telling you to. Understood?"
Tegoshi nods meekly.
"Okay, so, you need to get used to the feeling of a stick-shift car. You need to get used to holding the stick in your hand, feel the engine running smoothly, feel the stick vibrate softly in your hand! Are you even listening?" He pauses and looks at Tegoshi sternly, "Come on, we'll try that first. Grab the stick."
Tegoshi puts his hand on Ryo's crotch.
"W-what? What are you -- what the fuck," Ryo sputters.
"You made it sound hot," Tegoshi says, then his face turns into a smirk, "Don't talk like that if you're not willing to put out."
Ryo gulps, but doesn't protest.
c.
The Doll
[Ryo/Tego; bit of Pin], G
"Why are we doing this again?" Kame asks, annoyed.
"Yamapi and Jin told you to," Koki explains patiently, "And you're desperate to be their friend so you couldn't refuse. I, personally, am helping you because I'm your loyal and trustworthy friend. Also, I think we're done."
He holds up the doll and looks at it critically -- they had done a good job, it does look like Nishikido.
*
"What is this?" Tegoshi asks skeptically.
"Just a little something..." Kame says unconvincingly.
"A gift," Koki adds, "As your senpai, we felt obligated to give you something. To congratulate you on your success with Tegomass."
"Yes, yes," Kame agrees, "It's for good luck on your future releases! You must carry it around at all times."
"Oh," Tegoshi says and his face lights up like a Christmas tree, "That's so nice of you! You're great senpai, I'll definitely treasure it."
Behind a curtain, Yamapi and Jin laugh themselves silly.
*
Ryo notices it when he's over at Tegoshi's place for a DVD session.
"W-what -- what is that?" he asks, pointing to the little doll in horror.
"Oh, that?" Tegoshi shrugs, "It's for good luck! I carry it with me at all times."
"Ah," Ryo chokes, "Ah, I see. Umm, it looks--"
"Cute, isn't it?" Tegoshi pets the doll's head fondly, "I think it's extremely cute. Reminds me of someone."
Ryo gulps and tries to tear his eyes away, but he can't. No matter how often he focusses on the TV screen, he always looks back at the creepy doll, that doll that looks exactly like Ryo. He can't stop staring at it. Can't stop wondering what Tegoshi might think whenever he looks at it --- fuck, what if it is a voodoo doll?"
"Ryotan?" Tegoshi asks, tentatively, and cradles the doll in his hands, "Are you alright?"
"Yes, yes," Ryo lies (he can't ever admit that he's scared, of course) and keeps staring at the doll, "I'm fine."
Tegoshi slumps back into the couch, his eyes sad. He doesn't understand why Ryotan keeps staring at his stupid charm instead of him. What was so interesting about it? Tegoshi sighs. He'd dressed in this sexy little skirt completely in vain. Ryotan hadn't even noticed.
*
Meanwhile, Yamapi and Jin congratulate themselves on how great the idea had been. Having Kame and Koki make the doll had been an incredible idea, but installing a camera at Tegoshi's place had been downright brilliant.
"How are we so amazing?!" Yamapi shrieks.
"I know," Jin squeals.
They dissolve into fits of laughter.
d.
Stakeout
[Pin, Akamepi]
Kame is annoyed. No, actually Kame is downright pissed. This is not what he'd had in mind, when planning the stakeout. Sure, he had been terribly curious who Ueda kept sneaking off with, but not curious enough to endure this -- if only he had known beforehand. If only -- but really, it had been his own fault. He should have known, shouldn't have expected them to ever be normal--
"Turtle-chan," Yamapi says and sticks his head through the space between the two front seats of Kame's car, "Do you want to touch my boobs?"
Jin shrieks in delight. "You should, Kame, you should!" he cries, "They feel great! I touch them all the time!"
"Too much information," Kame says, his voice very controlled, "We are here on a mission. Stop playing around!"
"Come on," Jin coaxes and tries sticking his head where Yamapi's is, which causes them to bump their foreheads together. They start laughing so hard that tears are running down their faces. Kame's lips are pressed into a thin, tight smile.
"You're boring, Kame," Yamapi pouts and sits back into his seat, pulling Jin with him, "You should be thankful that you have friends like Jin and me."
"Oh yeah?" Kame says, unconvinced.
"Oh yeah," Jin says. His voice sounds a little strange, kind of breathy, but Kame is sure he does not want to know.
"We're helping you spice up your life," Yamapi elaborates, and suddenly Kame hears a sound that sounds supiciously like a zipper, and no, no, no, Kame definitely doesn't want to know what's going on, doesn't need any spice in his life; he only wants to know who Ueda keeps meeting secretly, so he keeps his eyes trained on Ueda's door, tries to block out the sounds that float into his ears from the back seat, tries desperately not to imagine--
"I am jerking Jin off, by the way," Yamapi adds, helpfully.
On cue, Jin moans loudly. Kame's pants suddenly feel very tight. He hates his life.
e.
Surprise Party
[Akamepi]
"No, not here, put it over there," Yamapi orders, his face crunched up in concentration.
"What, no," Jin protests, "You already have three on that side!"
"It doesn't matter either way," Ryo snaps ("Where did Ryo suddenly come from?" Jin whispers in Yamapi's ear. "No idea!" Yamapi whispers back, "He just keep appearing!), "The whole room is covered in turtles! It's freaking me out, to be honest."
"But Ryo-chan," Jin wails, "It's Kame's birthday. We want to make it perfect for him!"
Ryo laughs so hard he chokes. "Good look with that, idiots," he chortles and dissolves into more fits of laughter.
Jin doesn't understand why Ryo is unenthusiastic. Personally, Jin thinks the surprise party he and Yamapi have planned for their dear friend Kame is downright genius.
*
First Kame would be led into a dark room, not knowing this fabulous surprise party was waiting for him. Yamapi and Jin would then perform a brand new rendition of Seishun Amigo - hotter, gayer, risqué; they want Kame to know he's accepted just the way he is. After that the birthday cake would be cut; the cake was shaped like a turtle, of course, decorated with halves of pears and - this was the best part - broccoli-flavored ("Kame likes healthy food!" Jin had shrieked in delight, "He'll love it!").
Last but definitely not least there would be a strip show, featuring no one other then Kame's favorite dai-senpai as the stripper ("It won't do to just use a few juniors," Yamapi had decided immediately, "Kame likes them old after all.") and an assortment of exciting cosplay outfits, including a school uniform, baseball shirts ("Brilliant! Kame loves baseball!") and Hard Gay costumes.
*
"Hello," Kame says, when he enters the room. Laughter and congratulations sound through the darkness, then the light is switched on and Kame takes in the scene he is presented with; hundreds of turtles in all shapes and sizes, a huge banner that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY TURTLE-CHAN, the cake -- Kame gapes at Jin and Yamapi in their Pokemon costumes, openly stares at his honored dai-senpai in stripper outfits, he gasps when he notices the phallus-shaped candles on the cake, then turns on his heel and leaves. "---Goodbye."
*
Yamapi and Jin sit in a corner for a while, sporting identical pouts. There is silence, a long period of silence, the atmosphere is sad and depressed and no one moves.
Then Jin graps a handful of turtle-pear-broccoli cake and smashes it into Yamapi's face.
"You bitch," Yamapi cries, "I don't even like broccoli!" Then Jin is rewarded with a handful of cake as revenge.
*
"Kame is such a spoilsport," Yamapi says and smears some more cake into Jin's hair.
"Yeah seriously," Jin agrees, "Next year we'll just get him a hooker."