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JE/LJ - It Started With A Friends Request - Sam/Jimmy Mackey

Jun 07, 2007 00:32

Title: It Started With A Friends Request
Pairing: Jimmy Mackey / thewhiteprophet
Rating: PG
Author Notes: IDEK D: I blame it on lack of sleep, friends just as cracky as me and discovering Jimmy Mackey's MySpace. I mean. DDD: I will post something normal again, soon. PROMISE.

( They meet on myspace and reluctantly start talking. Soon they find out they have more in common than just being creep. A touching love story? )

je has eaten my brain, wtf when did i start writing het, crack is good for your body, holy crap did i rly write this

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helicoptersky June 6 2007, 22:48:56 UTC

AHAHAHAHAH OH GOD YOUR BIG FONT MAKES ME SO HAPPYYYYYY

ADUGALDGALDA SAM/JIMMY OTP FOREVER.

I AM UNSUBTLY TELLING YOU TO WRITE SOME OF YOUR PROMPTS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

samenashi June 6 2007, 22:53:59 UTC

BAWLING. YEAH I KNOW. I WILL I WILL. JUST HAD A SWEET IDEA.

Why won't Jimmy love me! Fuck afjlksjdf I hate you! Why is this happening to me!

me: HE WON'T FUCKING ADD ME BACK
I HATE HIM NOW.
you: SAME
me: yet i need his love.
you: adkgsjklgdq
ljkasgdbjlasdgjsad
sakldjgskladgjasd
EW
me: :(
fucking jimmy.
motherfucking jimmy mackey.

It is thirty degrees. I am not meant to laugh this hard in a heat wave - brainmelt is your fault. anyotherknight June 6 2007, 23:48:25 UTC

This is amazingly hilarious. The whole thing. BUT SERIOUSLY, GUYS, I RODE THE SHORT BUS. Is this all a joke or does Jimmy Mackey actually have a MySpace in the way Yoshiki has a MySpace?

Re: It is thirty degrees. I am not meant to laugh this hard in a heat wave - brainmelt is your fault samenashi June 7 2007, 05:27:36 UTC

Dying. Well, I doubt it's him. But helicoptersky and I live in a magical land of possibilities.

Re: It is thirty degrees. I am not meant to laugh this hard in a heat wave - brainmelt is your fault anyotherknight June 7 2007, 05:33:05 UTC

OU GAWD.

Well, it turned out Yoshiki's was real, so you never know. It would be awesomely awkward if it was.

Re: It is thirty degrees. I am not meant to laugh this hard in a heat wave - brainmelt is your fault samenashi June 7 2007, 05:45:35 UTC

i think i'm going to send him a myspace message with this fic in it...

Re: It is thirty degrees. I am not meant to laugh this hard in a heat wave - brainmelt is your fault anyotherknight June 7 2007, 05:47:11 UTC

Only if you send me a copy of the message through Gmail.

helicoptersky June 12 2007, 07:30:32 UTC

There are days when Sam and Jimmy just stay home and organize photos. There are a lot of photos, so that always keeps them busy, but the reason Sam likes this activity so much is because Jimmy occassionally gets this wicked gleam in his eye when he sees a particularly revealing or scandalous picture. To be completely honest, Sam feels hot all over when he looks like that and she always has to use all of her self-control not to ravish him right then and there.

They're good paparazzi, the best in Japan. They always manage to get good shots of their targets. Well, except that one time when they had watched a female idol get drunk and Jimmy had traced kanji on Sam's back and Sam had been so distracted that she had missed the moment, that time window when her target had been standing in a way that she could have gotten a clear shot.

But it had been okay, because the kanji-tracing had let to more and Sam was entirely sure that child number three was the result of that night.

"Let's name him Gaishi," Jimmy suggested.

"That's a weird name," Sam replied, her forehead wrinkled, "What does it mean?"

"Target person," Jimmy explains.

It was perfect, Sam realized. The name was perfect and Jimmy was perfect and her life was perfect. She nuzzled Jimmy's neck with her nose and wrapped her arms around his thin chest.

"I love it," she said, "And I love you."

She hoped Gaishi would grow up to be a stalker like his parents. Then her life would be complete.

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