JE - Five Things Meme, Part II - Subaru/Kanjani8

May 15, 2007 20:32

Title: Five Times Subaru Went O____O
Pairings: Subaru / all of Kanjani8
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: Written for the Five Things meme! In particular for mananeh (aka, it is Moo who is to blame) ♥ ♥ ♥ (also, unbetaed. will be fixing stuff when I noticed mistakes.)


Five Times Subaru Went O____O
[Subaru(/Kanjani8), PG-13]

1. Subaru considered himself a very well-tempered and quiet person. Okay, not really, but he definitely wasn’t a shrieking, flailing crybaby like Uchi, for example. Yet, at this very moment, that was exactly what Subaru felt like.

They were changing costumes backstage and everything had been normal - until he took a closer look at Yasu. The younger boy was sporting a tattoo not unlike Subaru’s.

No, actually it was exactly like Subaru’s.

Yasu’s tattoo wasn’t on his hand of course (he wasn’t as careless as Subaru, after all), it was just below is hip bone, a spot normally hidden from curious eyes.

“W-what is that?” Subaru asked, his voice shaking just a little.

“A tattoo!” Yasu answered brightly, “A matching tattoo!”

“What.” Subaru was a little dumbfounded and not exactly sure what to say to that.

“Well, I figured I’d get one too,” Yasu explained, “That way we can split Johnny’s wrath between us. Also it’s a symbol of our friendship.”

Yasu didn’t wait for Subaru to answer but grabbed his hand and pressed it against his hip, just where the tattoo was, and Yasu's skin felt hot under his touch.

Subaru’s eyes widened considerably.

O_____O

2. When Subaru entered the rehearsal room he expected a lot of things. He expected Hina hitting someone over the head, he expected Maru doing silly faces and most of all he expected someone practicing his respective instrument, loud and obnoxious, the others complaining but not really meaning it.

What he definitely hadn’t expected was the actual situation he was presented with. Namely, Ryo having his head in Ohkura’s lap and Ohkura throwing his head back, moaning loudly.

When Subaru made a strangled noise in the back of his throat, Ryo looked up, a wicked grin spreading across his face, making him look not unlike the Cheshire cat.

“Wanna join?” he asked and licked his swollen lips.

Subaru stared.

O_____O

3. It was time for a photo shoot again. Subaru hated them with a passion, but it was part of their job, so of course he would give his best. Ryo did his trademark psycho smile, Ohkura looked arrogantly sexy, Yasu looked adorable, Yoko looked cute, Maru looked silly and Hina looked hot and all smiles.

Subaru didn’t know what look he wanted, so he just grinned. The photographer wasn’t satisfied.

“Do your eyes thing!” Hina suggested from the side.

“Yeah do that, the fans love it!” Yasu agreed.

“What?” Subaru asked with a frown, “What eyes thing?”

“You know, the scary one,” Ryo snickered, “When your eyes go all wide and you just stare.”

And so Subaru did.

O_____O

4. Subaru stepped into the steamy shower, humming a happy melody to himself. Tonight’s live show had been amazing, he hadn’t made any mistakes and at the moment he wasn’t even feeling that tired.

But when he came to face his band mates, the happy melody died on his lips.

The others weren’t showering like they were supposed to. No, they were all over each other, a mass of limbs, so entangled that Subaru couldn’t even tell for sure whose foot or leg or hand he was saying, who was groping or who was being groped.

“What is this?” Subaru whispered, unable to move.

“Orgy,” Yoko chirped, breaking away from Ohkura just long enough to utter that one word.

“Band bonding time,” Yasu added, completely out of breath, and extended a hand towards Subaru, “Come on, join us!”

Subaru’s eyes almost popped out of his head.

O_____O

5. “The results are in!” Hina yelled and waved a sheet of paper into the air triumphantly, “Fan voting has finished!”

“Who won?” Ryo asked, “Wait, there is no doubt. It’s me, because clearly I am the hottest.”

“What?” Ohkura didn’t quite agree. “I’m just as hot-”

“No, I bet it’s me,” Yasu interrupted, “I’m definitely the cutest!”

“It must be me,” Yoko beamed, “Because I’m so incredibly funny!”

“Actually,” Maru said and snatched the sheet of paper from Hina’s hands, “Most popular member of Kanjani8: Shibutani Subaru.”

“Wait, what?” Ryo asked, “But why?”

“’Because of his eyes’ is what most of the fans wrote,” Maru read out loud.

They all turned to look at Subaru.

Subaru shrugged, his eyes big.

O_____O

five things meme, kanjani8 pwns you in the face, je has eaten my brain, crack is good for your body, holy crap did i rly write this

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