Rawr!!!
Good morning, My Lovelies!!! First off, I'd like to thank everyone for the wonderful compliments on my new hair post yesterday. Y'all sure know how to make a girl feel pretty. Y'all are gorgeousness yourselves!
So, how is everyone feeling this morning? I'm feelin' fan-fuckin-tastic! Who got some TWICE yesterday? This girl! Fucks yeah! Woot woot!
I tend to stay in a much better mood if I'm getting some. It's like I go through fits if I can't get it. I'd wonder if that's a bad thing, but I don't want to. I like the system I have going on right now with The BF lmao!
Ok, soooo typed all that an hour ago and got sidetracked. *sigh*
I have a commitment ceremony I have to prepare for an atypical couple... Well, not a couple... a.. Heck, I don't really know how to classify them. It's a guy, his wife, and my chick friend. They are wanting a ceremony done before he goes to jail and I'm lost on how to perform this shindig... I've performed weddings before. Those are easy. You know, the whole "Do you? Awesome. Do you?" thing... This is... different. How do you perform something like this, that's not legally binding, between three people instead of two?
I have until Saturday to figure this out... *insert stressed face here* And now they are asking me if I can think of an outdoorsy place that would be good. *looks in mirror* Yup, I knew it. I don't look like a fucking wedding planner!
Oh! I get to do the grocery run today! Wait... Damnit. That means carrying all that heavy crap again today. I just got my back to the point that it doesn't hurt in every position except laying down. Oh well, ce la vi, right?
Hahahahaha That really did make me giggle. I couldn't think of anything to appropriately tie it into this post, so y'all get a random, nonsensical gif today. You're welcome.
So, how is everyone feeling this morning? I'm feelin' fan-fuckin-tastic! Who got some TWICE yesterday? This girl! Fucks yeah! Woot woot!
I tend to stay in a much better mood if I'm getting some. It's like I go through fits if I can't get it. I'd wonder if that's a bad thing, but I don't want to. I like the system I have going on right now with The BF lmao!
Ok, soooo typed all that an hour ago and got sidetracked. *sigh*
I have a commitment ceremony I have to prepare for an atypical couple... Well, not a couple... a.. Heck, I don't really know how to classify them. It's a guy, his wife, and my chick friend. They are wanting a ceremony done before he goes to jail and I'm lost on how to perform this shindig... I've performed weddings before. Those are easy. You know, the whole "Do you? Awesome. Do you?" thing... This is... different. How do you perform something like this, that's not legally binding, between three people instead of two?
I have until Saturday to figure this out... *insert stressed face here* And now they are asking me if I can think of an outdoorsy place that would be good. *looks in mirror* Yup, I knew it. I don't look like a fucking wedding planner!
Oh! I get to do the grocery run today! Wait... Damnit. That means carrying all that heavy crap again today. I just got my back to the point that it doesn't hurt in every position except laying down. Oh well, ce la vi, right?
Hahahahaha That really did make me giggle. I couldn't think of anything to appropriately tie it into this post, so y'all get a random, nonsensical gif today. You're welcome.