Two Avatar drabbles
Two little humourparodyowmybrain 100-word (I think; my word count isn't the most reliable) drabbles, inspired by the last episodes.
Double the Fun
In which Zuko&Iroh have joined the gang, and a new visit is paid to Ba Sing Se.
"I remember you," the woman at the counter said. "Back again?"
"Yes," Iroh said, smiling winningly. "Pressing business in the city, alas, for otherwise I would love to stay riiiight here."
"Better take care of those permits quickly," Sokka told her conspiratorially. "Because tearing him away from a lovely lady like yourself will get harder the longer we stay."
Zuko's hand, that had been covering his eyes while his uncle was talking, dropped in shock. "Tell me there aren't two of them?" he asked Katara imploringly.
"Gentlemen of Ba Sing Sei, lock up your daughters," Toph said. "And your grandmothers."
Dream a Little Dream of Me
In which Sokka discovers a very disturbing effect of some of the events at the Serpent's Pass.
The kiss was deep, passionate, and Suki's body was pressed to Sokka's, moving against it. But then, to his disappointment, she pulled away, looked to the side at a ferally grinning Toph.
"Mind if I join you?" she said.
Sokka jerked awake with a horrified scream.
"Toph!" he yelled, pointing angrily at the newly-awoken, sleepily blinking girl who had just been woken by his scream. "What's wrong with you? That's so wrong in so many ways! You're just a kid!"
He threw himself back down on his side, turning his back demonstratively.
"Whatever," Toph muttered, and went back to sleep.
Double the Fun
In which Zuko&Iroh have joined the gang, and a new visit is paid to Ba Sing Se.
"I remember you," the woman at the counter said. "Back again?"
"Yes," Iroh said, smiling winningly. "Pressing business in the city, alas, for otherwise I would love to stay riiiight here."
"Better take care of those permits quickly," Sokka told her conspiratorially. "Because tearing him away from a lovely lady like yourself will get harder the longer we stay."
Zuko's hand, that had been covering his eyes while his uncle was talking, dropped in shock. "Tell me there aren't two of them?" he asked Katara imploringly.
"Gentlemen of Ba Sing Sei, lock up your daughters," Toph said. "And your grandmothers."
Dream a Little Dream of Me
In which Sokka discovers a very disturbing effect of some of the events at the Serpent's Pass.
The kiss was deep, passionate, and Suki's body was pressed to Sokka's, moving against it. But then, to his disappointment, she pulled away, looked to the side at a ferally grinning Toph.
"Mind if I join you?" she said.
Sokka jerked awake with a horrified scream.
"Toph!" he yelled, pointing angrily at the newly-awoken, sleepily blinking girl who had just been woken by his scream. "What's wrong with you? That's so wrong in so many ways! You're just a kid!"
He threw himself back down on his side, turning his back demonstratively.
"Whatever," Toph muttered, and went back to sleep.