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twenty random facts about various HP characters, here be
Twenty Random Facts About Momo-chan-sempai
1. Momo has never told anyone that the reason he first started playing tennis was a match he was watching on television, where he saw someone - to this day he doesn't know who - do a Dunk Smash, and thought it looked really cool.
2. No one else in his family plays tennis. His brother thinks it's boring and that football is so much more fun. Momo sometimes plays badminton with his sister and his father, though.
3. He always wins.
4. Someone once asked him what he would do if his house was on fire and he could only save one thing, and he had no idea what to answer - "my family" didn't count. "Maybe my tennis racquet," he ended up saying, because he couldn't think of anything else.
(Though maybe, he thought later, he might actually rather save his regular jersey.)
5. Sometimes, Momo thinks that Oishi-sempai in his most hysterically nervous mothering-moments is scarier than Inui-sempai and Fuji-sempai put together.
6. The scariest person he knows, however, is Tachibana An. Not because of the things she does, like Inui-sempai or Oishi-sempai, or because of the things you know she'd be capable of doing if she wanted to, like Fuji-sempai. Instead, it's more about what she is, which is ridiculously pretty, and so very much a girl.
7. Actually, it's probably partly what she could do if she wanted to as well. And possibly the things she could get him to do if she just asked.
8. Still, if he didn't go to Seigaku, Fudomine would probably be his second choice of school. Kamio wouldn't be quite as good a rival as Kaidoh, Tachibana not quite as good a captain as Tezuka (though he'd never, ever tell anyone from Fudomine that), but he thinks it would be fun anyway. There'd be no one to drag along for hamburgers after practise, though. (Or maybe there would be. But even so there still wouldn't. Not in the same way.)
9. If he could play any of the team captains, he'd like to play Atobe. Tezuka he's played before, Tachibana is way too... related to An-chan. Yukimura is just sort of unreal, and the other captains he can hardly remember. But he has a match to finish with Atobe, and Momo would like to play him directly this time and not through Kabaji to finish it, even if he'll lose.
10. Momo thinks Eiji-sempai is probably the one of the Seigaku regulars that has the best attitude to life; he doesn't take it, or himself for that matter, too seriously. Fuji-sempai might be the same way, but Momo's not entirely sure about that. You never know with Fuji.
11. A third person with an attitude he approves of is that Osakada girl who's always around cheering for Echizen. She's loud and honest and sort of cheerfully insane. She also makes him wonder whether it would be really cool or kind of embarrassing to have fangirls and a personal cheering squad in the way Echizen does, and usually comes to the conclusion that having a slightly more sane one would be kind of neat.
12. Momo respects Captain Tezuka a lot, and thinks he's probably one of the most inspirational people he knows. Echizen is inspirational too, in a way that's both similar and different, and if he thought more about the subject - which he doesn't, really - he'd probably have to grudgingly admit that Kaidoh is as well, at least to him.
13. The genuinely nicest person he knows is Taka-san.
14. Sometimes, he slips and mentally calls Kaidoh a friend before remembering himself.
15. After Seigaku wins Nationals, he doesn't stop smiling for days. Echizen tells him he's being ridiculous, but Momo just laughs at him, because he can see that Echizen is smiling as well. It's just not as noticeable with him.
16. Secretly, Momo thinks Kaidoh will be the next captain after the third-years retire. He knows that Kaidoh is more serious and more responsible, after all, and even more secretly thinks that Kaidoh as captain would be more respected than he would be. But he would never, ever admit it out loud.
17. Actually, Echizen might make a better captain as well, simply because he's just that good a tennis player.
18. Even more secretly, he kind of likes to think that he's more well-liked than both of them, though. Very, very secretly.
19. When he is made captain, the other team-members tease him about the look of complete and utter shock on his face. Momo thinks it couldn't have been that bad, compared to how shocked he actually felt.
20. As captain, he doesn't let himself fall asleep when he's riding the bus with the team anymore, but if Echizen falls asleep on his shoulder he doesn't wake him up.
Totally not procrastinating, whut.