Stop!
If I were a month I would be: February
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3:35pm. (I've been out of school for years but going home time is still the best time.)
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus! HAHAHA!
If I were a sea animal I would be: Sea Cucumber.
If I were a direction I would be: Any which way but loose.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a rocking chair.
If I were a sin I would be: gluttony
If I were a liquid I would be: nitrogen
If I were a tree, I would be: an oak
If I were a tool, I would be: in a box
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a daffodil
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a Tornado
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a mouth organ
If I were an animal, I would be: a ladybird
If I were an emotion, I would be: passive-aggressive
If I were a vegetable, I would be: sad
If I were an element, I would be: lithium
If I were a car, I would be: a yellow new mini
If I were a song, I would be: Patient by Tool
If I were a food, I would be: delicious
If I were a place, I would be: a dive bar somewhere in the midwest.
If I were a material, I would be: velour
If I were a taste, I would be: pear
If I were a scent, I would be: sweet
If I were a word, I would be: forever
If I were a body part I would be: tongue
If I were a facial expression I would be: surprised
If I were a subject in school I would be: Physical, Social and Health Education
If I were a shape I would be: round
And Another One!!!
*FOODOLOGY*
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Nothing.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Nandos! I'm nothing if not simple
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Cheese.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
I'm quite partial to ham and mushroom.
What do you like to put on your toast?
I LOVE to put butter on my toast but I can't eat it.
*TECHNOLOGY*
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A dark cityscape-like illustration
How many televisions are in your house?
2, but only one is used.
What color cell phone do you have?
Black.
*BIOLOGY*
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My tonsils, adenoids, 1 wisdom tooth and my gall bladder.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
I don't know. Probably shopping or something else exciting.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
By anesthesia, yes. But not by a head injury.
*BULLCRAPOLOGY*
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No. That would do my head in.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I am changing it in just under 2 weeks. So yes.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
No.
*DUMBOLOGY*
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Too many? Seriously, I own atleast 20. And living in England I get to wear them about 2 months a year?
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
... I guess that would be when I lost my purse, and 2 policemen came into my college to return it. Serious scared the crap out of me when they did that, i thought someone had died. The only card in it was my college ID anyway.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
content.
Last person you talked to?
the VT Manager. I am at work.
Last person you hugged?
Gavin
*FAVORITOLOGY*
Season?
Autumn.
Holiday?
Halloween!
Day of the week?
The days I'm not working
Month?
February
*CURRENTOLOGY*
Missing someone?
nah, I'll see him later.
Mood?
OK. Wish I wasn't at work...
Listening to?
The air-con
Watching?
Toonattik on ITV1.
Worrying about?
My wedding in just under 2 weeks!!!
*RANDOMOLOGY*
First place you went this morning?
in the bathroom, like a normal person.
What can you not wait to do?
get married!!!!!!!!!
What's the last movie you saw?
The Prestige. Was better than I expected.
Do you smile often?
No.