I've pondered this for years

[silverjazz]

Sometimes when I eat Papa John's pizza it makes me ill, and sometimes it does not. I order the same or very similar pizza toppings when I order from there. Is there a store-specific or regional conspiracy to make me ill every other time I order from Papa John's?

Comments

[stacye13]

I have consulted teh devil ball and it says that your local Papa John's franchise has a secret ingredient in their sauce. It is ExLax. Next time try ordering your pizza sauceless.