MLIA
My friend told me this funny called website MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com). It's all about funny things that happened to people everyday and were posted onto it. I'm reading them right now and I'm laughing my head off (not really)!
Today, I woke up to find my alarm clock read 7:40. Since school starts at 7:55, I immediately rushed into my bathroom, changed clothes and got ready. All I could think about was how mad I was at my sister for not waking me up like she usually did. I rushed down to my kitchen to find my family just sitting down for dinner. MLIA
Today, expecting to get the answer 'penguins,' I asked my three year old cousin what kind of birds don't fly. She turned to me and said quite calmly and earnestly, "Dead ones." My day was made. MLIA.
Today, a guy skipped out of my psychology class 5 minutes early. My professor silently watched him leave and then turned to the remaining 399 of us and told us an answer from the next test. He made us swear not to tell the kid. MLIA
There are much more awesome ones and I love them!
Today, I woke up to find my alarm clock read 7:40. Since school starts at 7:55, I immediately rushed into my bathroom, changed clothes and got ready. All I could think about was how mad I was at my sister for not waking me up like she usually did. I rushed down to my kitchen to find my family just sitting down for dinner. MLIA
Today, expecting to get the answer 'penguins,' I asked my three year old cousin what kind of birds don't fly. She turned to me and said quite calmly and earnestly, "Dead ones." My day was made. MLIA.
Today, a guy skipped out of my psychology class 5 minutes early. My professor silently watched him leave and then turned to the remaining 399 of us and told us an answer from the next test. He made us swear not to tell the kid. MLIA
There are much more awesome ones and I love them!