teen wolf
Teen Wolf, AAGGHHHH. All my precious plans to be productive and finish old stories are currently totally derailed by TEEN WOLF. You can probably stop reading now because I have absolutely nothing original to say on this matter, and I know 90% of people had these revelations, say, a year ago, but I'm here now and so I'm just going to say it:
1. STILES, UGH, STOP. I love you, obviously. You are wonderful. Please never stop!
2. An actual real conversation:
Me: Derek Hale, what is his deal! Why is he always standing around in the misty snowy fields of California with his legs like that?
The Bandit: Because he is MYSTERIOUS and TORTURED, catch up!
Natty Bumppo, appearing out of his bedroom: What're you doing? Are you watching a big person show? I need socks/my hair itches/I have a boo-boo on my elbow/I need to use the potty/I need water.
3. I assume that Derek Hale and Lex Luthor will be fast friends when they meet at court mandated counseling for dudes in their twenties that lurk around high schools and take an unsettling interest in the affairs of young dudes.
4. Scott McCall: complete idiot, or most realistic portrait of a teenage horndog ever committed to stage and/or screen?
5. Stiles.
1. STILES, UGH, STOP. I love you, obviously. You are wonderful. Please never stop!
2. An actual real conversation:
Me: Derek Hale, what is his deal! Why is he always standing around in the misty snowy fields of California with his legs like that?
The Bandit: Because he is MYSTERIOUS and TORTURED, catch up!
Natty Bumppo, appearing out of his bedroom: What're you doing? Are you watching a big person show? I need socks/my hair itches/I have a boo-boo on my elbow/I need to use the potty/I need water.
3. I assume that Derek Hale and Lex Luthor will be fast friends when they meet at court mandated counseling for dudes in their twenties that lurk around high schools and take an unsettling interest in the affairs of young dudes.
4. Scott McCall: complete idiot, or most realistic portrait of a teenage horndog ever committed to stage and/or screen?
5. Stiles.