Sad Realization About Self
I would put Rodney missing Stovetop Stuffing in EVERY STORY if I could. Honestly, there is no better food from Earth to miss than stovetop stuffing. Also, I have recently discovered that it is super tasty raw, when eaten as an accompaniment to beer. It's delicious and crunchy and saalllty and herby, and don't JUDGE me.
Did you know that one of the ingredients in stovetop stuffing is high fructose corn syrup?
It's not that stovetop stuffing is THAT great, you understand; I prefer real stuffing, to begin with, but stovetop stuffing is the epitome of the food you could absolutely not get, were you far from home. Fresh vegetables and fruit? Grains? Meat of some kind? These seem to be in plentiful supply wherever you go. But Pegasus is primarily agrarian; there ARE no factories to make ultra-fake food full of high fructose corn syrup, and enough sodium to stun an ox. Rodney would miss it A LOT.
I'm wondering if there could maybe be a story where the Genii finally corrupt Rodney with their powdered cheese and macaroni survival food.
Did you know that one of the ingredients in stovetop stuffing is high fructose corn syrup?
It's not that stovetop stuffing is THAT great, you understand; I prefer real stuffing, to begin with, but stovetop stuffing is the epitome of the food you could absolutely not get, were you far from home. Fresh vegetables and fruit? Grains? Meat of some kind? These seem to be in plentiful supply wherever you go. But Pegasus is primarily agrarian; there ARE no factories to make ultra-fake food full of high fructose corn syrup, and enough sodium to stun an ox. Rodney would miss it A LOT.
I'm wondering if there could maybe be a story where the Genii finally corrupt Rodney with their powdered cheese and macaroni survival food.