new story: Your Inevitable Unhappy Ending

[helenish]

Title: Your Inevitable Unhappy Ending
Author: Helen
Rating: R
Fandom: SGA
Warnings: title very possibly misleading
Summary: It was easy to imagine fucking Rodney, the way he'd groan and clutch at John's arms and be too bossy about the whole thing; it was easy to imagine the problems it could cause.

With tremendous thanks to girlcakes and linabean and crimsonclad and the many

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Re: This is my "John is pining" icon

[helenish]

Poor John, and the BLUSHING, which is possibly kind of out of character. I was trying to write the sex scenes as - the minute Rodney McKay touches him, he sort of loses his fucking mind, and ends up sitting there like an insulting LUMP. Um, because it made me laugh.

I had more Ronon/Elizabeth stuff in my head that didn't really make it in, which is that clearly Elizabeth would have a CRAZY one night stand with Ronon, who would then be all "well, now we're in love." because that's how you DO things on Sateda, and he's not an idiot - he knows people on Atlantis don't do stuff exactly that way, but Elizabeth is so smart and older and pretty and (in my head) they've spent some time together. Oh! He could start guarding her on offworld diplomatic missions, and they even sleep in the same room together, because it's so daaangerous, so they've played a lot of card games and shared blankets and such, so. And Elizabeth feels HORRIBLY guilty and doesn't want to hurt his feelings, and probably has sex with him again by mistake, and tells John ALL about it, because John is her best friend.