I need the Force, really, I do...
I have not been in the mood for updating this thing. I guess it's mostly because there is nothing to update. I mean, I recognize that most things in my life are rather meaningless and, really, no one actually cares. Seriously, my entire posts consists of very mundane and stupid events in my life. "I woke up today, I drank coffee, I went to class, I went to work, I came back." Maybe I should start making up exciting events so that people will be more entertained as they read.
Today, as I was practicing with my brand new lightsaber 5000, I got a hologram from that damn Vader telling me to go polish his fricking helmet. What they hell do I look like? A fricking Merry Maid? I told him that when I joined the Dark Side, I did not sign up to clean no muthafucking helmet of his. At which point I began to choke up in a weird way, you know, I just couldn't breath right and shit. Anyways, after that incident, I ran into Angelina Jolie, who nearly poked my eye out with one of her boobs. She goes "Oh, I'm sorry honey, did my boob hit you?" It's like those are separate entities which she has no control over. I was like "yeah, it sort of did" so we proceeded to a bar nearby where we got drunk and stripped. Well, she stripped, I just took off my coat when I had to check it in at the entrance. But that's going pretty far, if you ask me, I have trust issues. I mean, what keeps this coat lady from stealing my coat? Usually, unless you give me your momma or something of similar value, I will not let you have anything of mine. While Angelina exposed parts of her female anatomy that I didn't even know we had, I decided I had had enough and I went to chill in my brand new Ferrari. After giving up on the fact that Angelina was not coming out of the bar anytime soon, I returned to the Death Star where I played video games with Chewie.
Blah, blah, blah...I wish my life was half as entertaining as that. Media Law is going ok. The professor seems funny enough, but the material is really boring and difficult. I'll be working at Wolf Camera too, probably the shift from 12 to 9, so I'll barely have time to read or anything. But, as always, I'll make it through, because apparently I always do. I'm not sure why or how. I have not been good on my coffee drinking vows, but I've been trying. I almost made it without it this morning, but I started hearing voices in my head, which sounded very similar to my dad's, going "Carajo Paty, you better drink coffee. Have I taught you nothing?" I'm not joking, I told my dad I would stop drinking coffee and he was shocked, SHOCKED, and started lecturing me on why I shouldn't stop drinking coffee.
I've talked to my mamacita Heatha, therefore my day is complete and I shall go to bed happy :) I'm too tired to take a shower right now, which means I'll have to wake up earlier to take a shower in the morning. Damn this whole showering business! Well, I should probably get a head start on tomorrow anyways. I got my acting debut (ha ha, laugh if you will) tomorrow at 8pm in the ArtsCenter (feel free to stop by and bring me flowers ::crickets chirping:: ) and I have yet to memorize my lines.
That's it.
Today, as I was practicing with my brand new lightsaber 5000, I got a hologram from that damn Vader telling me to go polish his fricking helmet. What they hell do I look like? A fricking Merry Maid? I told him that when I joined the Dark Side, I did not sign up to clean no muthafucking helmet of his. At which point I began to choke up in a weird way, you know, I just couldn't breath right and shit. Anyways, after that incident, I ran into Angelina Jolie, who nearly poked my eye out with one of her boobs. She goes "Oh, I'm sorry honey, did my boob hit you?" It's like those are separate entities which she has no control over. I was like "yeah, it sort of did" so we proceeded to a bar nearby where we got drunk and stripped. Well, she stripped, I just took off my coat when I had to check it in at the entrance. But that's going pretty far, if you ask me, I have trust issues. I mean, what keeps this coat lady from stealing my coat? Usually, unless you give me your momma or something of similar value, I will not let you have anything of mine. While Angelina exposed parts of her female anatomy that I didn't even know we had, I decided I had had enough and I went to chill in my brand new Ferrari. After giving up on the fact that Angelina was not coming out of the bar anytime soon, I returned to the Death Star where I played video games with Chewie.
Blah, blah, blah...I wish my life was half as entertaining as that. Media Law is going ok. The professor seems funny enough, but the material is really boring and difficult. I'll be working at Wolf Camera too, probably the shift from 12 to 9, so I'll barely have time to read or anything. But, as always, I'll make it through, because apparently I always do. I'm not sure why or how. I have not been good on my coffee drinking vows, but I've been trying. I almost made it without it this morning, but I started hearing voices in my head, which sounded very similar to my dad's, going "Carajo Paty, you better drink coffee. Have I taught you nothing?" I'm not joking, I told my dad I would stop drinking coffee and he was shocked, SHOCKED, and started lecturing me on why I shouldn't stop drinking coffee.
I've talked to my mamacita Heatha, therefore my day is complete and I shall go to bed happy :) I'm too tired to take a shower right now, which means I'll have to wake up earlier to take a shower in the morning. Damn this whole showering business! Well, I should probably get a head start on tomorrow anyways. I got my acting debut (ha ha, laugh if you will) tomorrow at 8pm in the ArtsCenter (feel free to stop by and bring me flowers ::crickets chirping:: ) and I have yet to memorize my lines.
That's it.