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[helenesque]

[over here, the snow is a little lighter for a change. However, if you're walking around here you might be slightly surprised by a human-shaped lump in the snow. The only thing protruding would be a rather cold-looking hand adorned with some good old greek bling.

Apparently someone thought this would be a great place to sleep.]

(( Because Apollo

Comments

[holysiscon]

*. . . YOINK.*

Hey, don't sleep out here. That's stupid.

[helenesque]

[... yoinked, somewhat dazedly]

--hey.

[holysiscon]

*hoooolding him up*

No, really. I suppose it's fine if you want to freeze to death, but...

[helenesque]

It's not cold.

[holysiscon]

...

Are you human?

[helenesque]

Yes! But it's never cold in the garden, even if there's snow. Not really.

[holysiscon]

There's no garden here.

[helenesque]

. . . are you blind?

[holysiscon]

I can probably see better than you, and I'm telling you there's no garden here!

[helenesque]

There's definitely a garden here. You just can't see it.

[holysiscon]

You're right, I'm seeing what I see here pretty much all the time. Maybe you got hit with an illusion.

[helenesque]

. . . Apollo.

[holysiscon]

...what does he have against you, anyway?

[helenesque]

There was never any reason. Not really. Not beyond what I look like, or how I act.

[holysiscon]

You're being dumb, and you're going to freeze in the snow even if you can't feel it. Go in a cabin that looks like his stupid garden instead of a snowdrift that looks like his stupid garden so people don't need to trip over you.

[helenesque]

--I can't remember asking for your advice at any point!