friends are great
wow it shows how many TRUE FRIENDS i have they dont stick up for me when other people say horrible stuff but it's ok. i can get new friends and soon there will be a new improved list and if you are a true friend you'll make it... but if you dont stick up for me when people treat me like shit then YOUR OFF
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!! by the way, have you seen any good kangaroo zoos around here im quite horny?"
i believe some one else said something about kangaroo fucking? hehe i dont know anyone here really i just found aussies funny and quite ignorant and if u wanna keep bringin in politics to put down america wait till we are 18 and actually can do something about it..or at least get the facts straight
america invaded iraq to "free" the people from saddam's harsh regime and to install religous freedom. maybe because america has to "act" like a bad ass, or maybe the aussies are too damn busy with lil nemo and his stoned out surfer turtle beastility movies...i pray to god those are destroyed...
another thing to insult america...
america is the first colony to free its self through a war.
Australia...was one of teh largest penial colony A.K.A PRISON...
wanna know what they do in prisom "mate"
pun intended..just only 1 problem...incest out the wazoo man thats gotta suck. dirty lil gene pool ya got there hmm?
and the whole paper bag comment..i think that was pretty funny you know back in like fourth grade when it was cool to make fun of someone because they look better than you so others would think the same thing. So to all those elementary kids. HAHA that was funny, you poo head...hehehehehe ...jackass
im having fun, im bored what else is there to say?
more aussie jokes!
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet, replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance".
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot." "Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people" God continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call this place America. North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a Hot spot. Can you see the balance?"
"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a large land mass and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah" said God. "That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super- human, undefeatable, strong in character citizens who will be admired and feared by all who come across them".
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, "You said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the buggers I'm putting next to them"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~newclearsunshine, or tim for short
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